10 names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut

Here are the names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut. I’m trying to personify my advanced age, lovable chubbiness, or pasty white skin. Do any of these seem marketable?

1. “Bulky” Bill Blizzard
2. “Ghostly” Greg Grindstone
3. “Timeless” Tommy Takedown
4. “Pasty” Paul Powerhouse
5. “Vintage” Vince Vortex
6. “Chubby” Charlie Chaos
7. “Elder” Eddie Eclipse
8. “Whitewash” Walter Wrecker
9. “Retro” Ricky Rumble
10. “Majestic” Mike Marshmallow