10 fictional characters who just don’t respect trump enough
Bugs Bunny: “Very Disloyal Rabbit”
Trump ranted at a rally that Bugs Bunny has “no respect for authority.” He complained that Bugs eats carrots “in a very nasty way” and called him “a low-energy rabbit, very low energy.” Bugs responded by chomping a carrot and saying, “What’s up, Don?” which only made things worse.
SpongeBob SquarePants: “Disaster Under the Sea”
Trump claimed Bikini Bottom was “a failing city, total disaster, very sad” because SpongeBob never once invited him to the Krusty Krab. “Other presidents got invited. Lincoln got invited. Probably Washington. Not me. Disgraceful.” SpongeBob’s only comment: “I’m ready!”
Scooby-Doo: “Probably a Drug Dog”
According to Trump, Scooby “is a terrible role model, a total disaster, always running around with hippies.” He insisted that the Mystery Machine is “filled with drugs, folks. The worst. Not even Hunter Biden level—worse!” Scooby replied, “Ruh-roh!” which Trump called “fake news dog talk.”
The Smurfs: “No Respect, Tiny People”
Trump said the Smurfs “never once voted for me. Never once said nice things. They’re ungrateful tiny blue people. I did more for blue communities than any president. Believe me.” Papa Smurf declined to comment but was later spotted shaking hands with Joe Biden.
Dora the Explorer: “She’s Too Bossy”
Trump blasted Dora for “constantly telling kids where to go. She thinks she’s in charge, folks. She’s not. I should be the one with the map.” He also said Boots the Monkey “is a disgrace to monkeys everywhere, even worse than Don Jr.”
Elmo: “A Puppet of China”
Trump accused Elmo of being “controlled by foreigners” and added, “He’s on PBS, which is failing, very bad ratings. I would revoke his license immediately.” When Elmo giggled, Trump shouted, “That’s disrespectful laughing, folks, very nasty laughing!”
Shrek: “Disgusting Swamp Thing”
Trump said Shrek “stole my swamp branding. I was the original swamp-drainer, and he’s a swamp monster. Total disgrace.” He added that Fiona “treated me very unfairly” because she “married Shrek instead of a handsome prince—like me.”
Bart Simpson: “The Worst Kid”
Trump fumed that Bart “wrote ‘Down with Trump’ on the chalkboard. Very nasty. Total disrespect.” He also claimed Lisa “pretends to play saxophone, very fake, not good.” Homer responded with a burp, which Trump called “the best part of the show.”
Scooters from the Muppets: “So Much Fake News”
Trump insisted that Scooter “pushes the liberal agenda, folks. Always telling Kermit what to do. Very rude to me. Very nasty frog community. No respect for MAGA.” He promised to build “a beautiful wall” around the Muppet Theater.
Pikachu: “Didn’t Endorse Me”
Trump argued that Pikachu “is very disloyal, very disloyal. Never once said, ‘Trump, I choose you.’ Can you believe it? He says it to everybody else, but not me. Very unfair.” Pikachu responded with “Pika pika,” which Trump described as “totally rigged.”
