When you add the Second Epistle of John to your Linkedin profile

They say many people wrote or edited the Bible over the centuries. So did they put that on their resume?

Interviewer: “It says here you edited the Second Epistle of John. Nice. Tell me about that.”
Interviewee: “Sure, well, it was a challenge. I had to interface with a number of others and persuade my coworkers to see my point of view.

For example, I advocated keeping it short while others wanted it to be more flowery and dramatic. I went against that, explaining modern audiences just want the meat. They finally came around. As a result, the Second Epistle is one of the shortest books in the entire Bible. I can bring these positive attributes to your team.”