Sure, and close the window when you are done
New annoying business buzzword/jargon I just heard on a call: “Let me double-click on that and…” Double-click on that? Oh,
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Hair emergency at sports bar in Miami
If you’ve ever been to Florida, you know the extreme humidity is not kind to hair. Within minutes of a
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I washed my phone. I don’t mean I cleaned it.
I washed my new phone! I don’t mean I cleaned it. I washed it. See, I forgot my phone was
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Haircuts finally legal in New York
Exciting news! Andrew Cuomo, New York’s embattled governor, is working hard for the people. He signed impactful legislation yesterday making
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10 ways to relieve extreme stress
Modern life is making us all crazy. Lousy bosses, meager pay, and indifferent families add to our daily stress levels.
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The Ghost of Bricken Chase
Adapted from a short story by Oscar Wilde, “The Canterville Ghost” The Ghost of Bricken Chase – Chapter One When
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10 things you can do to prevent CRT in your schools
Some people are trying valiantly to keep CRT, or Coping With Relatives Tactics, out of schools. Here are 10 ways
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11 amazing signs of intelligence
There are several ways of measuring intelligence. Most people think having a high IQ is the most important measure. But
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Watch for falling rocks crashing through your windshield
Did you ever drive through an area with a “Falling Rocks” sign and feel a tinge of fear a boulder
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Things I think about when looking for my lost golf ball
How is it that I find every remote thicket of woods on this course? I’ll never find my ball back
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Let’s circle back on that and run it up the flagpole
Let’s circle back to something you said a few minutes ago and run it up the flagpole and see who
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Oh, no, fool, you’re not getting away from me!
Just before noon, I was heading north on Front Street when a speeding minivan in front of me swerved to
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I think it stayed out
Golfer: I think it stayed out! Caddie: Stayed out? That ball is deeper than the Mariana Trench.
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