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Hair emergency at sports bar in Miami

If you’ve ever been to Florida, you know the extreme humidity is not kind to hair. Within minutes of a fresh shower and style, you hair can be a frizzed out bomb of a mess.

We don’t know if that was the case at hand when a woman broke out her hair styling heat-appliance to tame her unruly locks. We’re not even sure what sporting events were on the big screens at the time. We do know this is a woman prepared to maintain her looks, no matter what the NHL, NBA, PGA, NASCAR or any other multi-lettered sport has going on.

It happened at Duffy’s Sports Grill in Miami. I wasn’t able to get Duffy on the phone, but I talked to several patrons to get their reaction.

“Dang, I don’t know that I’d believe it unless I done see it with my own peepers!” said local Tommy Lineupanothershotagain. “I mean, she takes out this HUGE bag with brushes and combs and hair blowers and all that junk. Amazing!”

Sharon Doyouwantthepicklesonthat, one of the waitresses, was still shaking her head when she said, “I thought I’d seen it all down here in Miami. For a minute I thought she was going to take appointments and start cutting hair for all the patrons. And we were PACKED! She would have made a killing and be able to buy one of these big boats out here on the marina. As long as I’m invited to the christening!”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.