Rockstarion constellation
Rockstarion constellation. Southern skies. SQ2 quadrant. Visible between 45°N – 90°S.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Cussing in Golf: An Investigation
The Undeniable Rationale Behind Cussing in Golf: A Thoughtful Examination Ah, golf! The game of gentlemen, of serene landscapes, of
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Outdated laws still on the books for some reason in Omaha
Let’s explore some old laws that Omaha might have forgotten to erase from its legal ledgers: “Any squirrel seen loitering
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The League of Barely Adequate Oddballs: Elastic Enigma
In the heart of downtown, there’s a superhero unlike any other. Meet Elastic Enigma, a hero who is racked with
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5 worst Omaha hairstyles
The “Corn-Row Combover” (1973) Inventor: Farmer Fredrickson Fredrickson, trying to blend his love for corn and his receding hairline, ingeniously
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5 worst hair salons in Omaha
Curl Up & Dye Managed by Dolly, a former circus performer with an affinity for neon colors. Omaha customers never
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5 worst gas stations in Omaha
1. Gassy Gus’s Petroleum Palace: Run by Gassy Gus, a man who claimed his gas was the most organic in
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5 worst grocery stores in Omaha
1. Moldy’s Market: Where Freshness is Just a Word Moldy’s Market is infamous for its interpretation of “farm to table,”
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That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Vegas
That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Las Vegas.
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Mr. Rubber vs. Mr. Road: Who Paves the Way to Glory?
When the rubber meets the road, who wins? In an extraordinary clash of the titans, Mr. Rubber and Mr. Road
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I carry two foot wedges every round
Golfer in therapy. “I carry two foot wedges every round.”
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She’s been seeing his brother on the down low
She’s been seeing his brother on the down low.
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Painting the town
My first job in show business was paint wrangler for the Blue Man Group.
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Doggie don’t like to dance
Is it considered animal abuse if I dance with the dog while holding his front paws up and singing while
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The food was so bad in London, we did this.
Liliane: “The food was so bad in London, we ordered DoorDash from Paris.”
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