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Joe Ditzel is perfect for entertainment for your company holiday party. Joe is a veteran comedian who has performed thousand of times for corporate events, colleges and private parties. As the author of "Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems" Joe will keep your group in stitches with clean comedy! Call 213-804-0105 or email [email protected] for booking availability.

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What Song Was the Number One Hit of the Year You Graduated From High School?

We were talking the other day about what song was the number one hit the year we graduated from high school. Thanks to Wikipedia we have the answer. For me the song was Shadow Dancing by Andy Gibb. I know. Sad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Hot_100_chart_achievements_and_milestones

Hot 100 songs of the year: 1958-2009

1958 – "Volare (Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu)" – Domenico Modugno
 
 
 
 
 
1959 – "The Battle of New Orleans" – Johnny Horton
 
 
 
 
 
1960 – "Theme from A Summer Place" – Percy Faith
 
 
 
 
 
1961 – "Tossin' and Turnin'" – Bobby Lewis
 
 
 
 
 
1962 – "Stranger on the Shore" – Mr. Acker Bilk
 
 
 
 
 
1963 – "Sugar Shack" – Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs
 
 
 
 
 
1964 – "I Want to Hold Your Hand" – The Beatles
 
 
 
 
1965 – "Wooly Bully" – Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
 
 
 
 
 
1966 – "Ballad of the Green Berets" – SSgt Barry Sadler
 
 
 
 
 
1967 – "To Sir With Love" – Lulu
 
 
 
 
 
1968 – "Hey Jude" – The Beatles
 
 
 
 
 
1969 – "Sugar, Sugar" – The Archies
 
 
 
 
 
1970 – "Bridge Over Troubled Water" – Simon & Garfunkel
 
 
 
 
 
1971 – "Joy to the World" – Three Dog Night
 
 
 
 
 
1972 – "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" – Roberta Flack
 
 
 
 
 
1973 – "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree" – Dawn Featuring Tony Orlando
 
 
 
 
 
1974 – "The Way We Were" – Barbra Streisand
 
 
 
 
 
1975 – "Love Will Keep Us Together" – Captain & Tennille
 
 
 
 
 
1976 – "Silly Love Songs" – Wings
 
 
 
 
 
1977 – "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" – Rod Stewart
 
 
 
 
 
1978 – "Shadow Dancing" – Andy Gibb

"Shadow Dancing" is a song by Andy Gibb that reached number one for seven weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1978. According to Billboard's Book Of Number One Hits, Gibb became the first solo artist in the history of the U.S. pop charts to have his first three singles hit the number-one spot. Additionally, "Shadow Dancing" was listed by Billboard as being the number one single of 1978. In addition the song peaked at number eleven on the soul chart.[1]

The song was written by Andy and his brothers (Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibb) in Los Angeles, while the trio of brothers were working on the film Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. "And one night," Andy would recall, "while we were relaxing, we sat down and we had to start getting tracks together for the album" (also titled Shadow Dancing, which would eventually hit #7 on the U.S. album charts). "So we literally sat down and in ten minutes, we had a group going, (singing) the chorus part. As it says underneath the song, we all wrote it, the four of us."

While Andy Gibb would have three more Top 10 hits in the U.S., this would be his final chart-topping hit in America.

The song lists at #40 on Billboard's All Time Top 100.[1]

You got me looking at that heaven in your eyes
I was chasing your direction
I was telling you no lies
And I was loving you
When the words are said ,baby , I lose my head
And in a world of people , there's only you and I
There ain't nothing come between us in the end
How can I hold you when you ain't even mine
Only you can see me through
I leave it up to you

Do it light , taking me through the night
Shadow dancing , baby you do it right
Give me more , drag me across the floor
Shadow dancing , all this and nothing more

All that I need is just one moment in your arms
I was chasing your affection
I was doing you no harm
And I was loving you
Make it shine, make it rain , baby I know my way
I need that sweet sensation of living in your love
I can't breath when you're away , it pulls me down
You are the question and the answer am I
Only you can see me through
I leave it up to you

Do it light, taking me through the night
Shadow dancing , baby you do it right
Give me more, drag me across the floor
Shadow dancing , all this and nothing more

And in this world of people there's only you and I
There ain't nothing come between us in the end
Ah, can I hold you when you ain't even mine
Only you can see me through
I leave it up to you

Do it light , taking me through the night
Shadow dancing , baby you do it right
Give me more, drag me across the floor
Shadow dancing , all this and nothing more

 
 
1979 – "My Sharona" – The Knack
 

"My Sharona" is the debut single by The Knack, released in 1979 from their album Get the Knack. It reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart where it remained for six weeks and was #1 on Billboard's Top Pop Singles of 1979 year-end chart. It was certified gold (one million units sold) by the Recording Industry Association of America.

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[edit] Inspiration

The easily recognizable riff of "My Sharona" was written by the band's guitarist, Berton Averre, years before he ever joined The Knack. He had played it and a drum groove for Doug Fieger, the group's lead singer and rhythm guitarist, who loved it and promised to make it a song. However, Fieger, with no lyric ideas to add, was unsure what to do with it beyond that.

When Fieger, who was 25, met Sharona Alperin, who was 17 at the time,[1] she inspired a two-month-long run of songwriting, as well as becoming Fieger's girlfriend for the next four years. "It was like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat; I fell in love with her instantly. And when that happened, it sparked something and I started writing a lot of songs feverishly in a short amount of time." Whenever Fieger thought about Alperin, he would think of Berton Averre's guitar riff, and the two worked out the structure and melody from there. Averre was originally averse to using Sharona's name in the song, but Fieger wanted it to be a direct expression of his feelings; Averre ultimately relented. [2]

Sharona herself appears on the picture sleeve for the single, and became a major booster of the band bringing many girls to their early shows.[3] Sharona Alperin is now a real estate agent in Los Angeles, California.[4]

[edit] Legacy

In 1994, "My Sharona" re-entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart (peaking at #91) when it was released as a single from the Reality Bites soundtrack album.

The song gained some attention in 2005 when it appeared on the playlist of U.S. President George W. Bush's iPod.[5]

"My Sharona" was ranked at #75 on the Billboard Hot 100 All-Time Top Songs in 2008.[6]

A cover version song is also featured as downloadable content the music video game series Rock Band. The original version of the song, along with its music video, is featured on Lips: Party Classics on Xbox 360.

[edit] Chart performance

Chart (1979)↓ Peak
position↓
U.S. Billboard Hot 100 1
U.S. Cash Box Top 100 Singles 1
Australian Kent Music Report 1
UK Singles Chart 6

[edit] Parodies, samples and covers

With both the notoriety gained from being an international hit, and its distinctive rock guitar riff, "My Sharona" has been the subject of numerous parodies, tributes, and sampling, including:

[edit] Parodies

  • The song was spoofed in a Taco Bell commercial as "My Chalupa".
  • The song was heard in a Toyota commercial as "My Toyota."
  • Two versions of "Nine Coronas" was parodied by John Cougar Mammoser.
  • Parodied as "My Mohegan" in a Mohegan Sun commercial.
Family

Six Ways to Spend the $250,000 Your Grandmother Left You

1. Start a naked bowling league.

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2. Invest in a car that runs on power generated by the human cold.

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3. Build a golf course consisting of 1.5 holes.

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4. Start a skateboarding school for adorable dogs in funny videos.

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5. Create a social media site for people in the Witness Protection System.

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6. Start a storage company targeting ex-girlfriends with huge amounts of excess baggage.

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Told Gravely

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it; but the teller of the comic story tells you beforehand that it is one of the funniest things he has ever heard, then tells it with eager delight, and is the first person to laugh when he gets through. And sometimes, if he has had good success, he is so glad and happy that he will repeat the “nub” of it and glance around from face to face, collecting applause, and then repeat it again. It is a pathetic thing to see.

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Lost City

For the third time now, Google has “lost” the town of Sunny, Florida. The mayor was livid and and the town council is talking about suing Google and everybody is upset. Now we find out El Segundo is lost….and no one cared.
Joe Ditzel

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Family

Problems Pin

My dad was to the point: “Sit down, shut up.” My mom tried to treat each of the kids as an individual but there were a lot of us. So she pinned our individual problems on tags on our shirts: “Get off the furniture, ‘anxiety disorder’! Go get your brothers ‘lacks confidence’ and ‘easily bored and frustrated’ and set the table! Put away your toys ‘confused in thinking and has difficulty understanding the world around them’!

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Jokes

Aliens Land

Two aliens land next to a golf course. They see a golfer whack his ball off the tee and into the rough. Then they see him, cursing all the way, storm up to the ball and hack away with an iron until he finally gets the ball out of the rough. And straight into a sand trap. So they watch him as, still cursing and red faced, he marches into the sand trap and hacks away at the ball until finally he gets out of the sand trap and onto the green and finally into the cup.

Says one alien to the other: “That guy is really screwed now.”

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Writing Quote: Totem

In Hollywood, you’re dealing with a power structure where the writer is really at the bottom of the totem pole. Actually, I think that the writer isn’t even at the bottom of the totem pole—they’re at the part that they stick in the ground, and then there’s the totem pole.

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