Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
The Attitude
The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
Zoolander
Blazing Saddles
Life of Brian
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Robert Romanus – Comic Actor
I thought that actor playing the newstand guy on Cold Case tonight seemed familiar. It’s Robert Romanus who played Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. At his website he talks about the various rumors of his demise. He also has some links for his band Poppa’s Kitchen. Here is their song “Rockin’ Hanukkah”:
Ducks, Beavers and Heavenly Grass
Humorist Lynette K. G. Sheffield discusses Oregon college football and the lawn that ascended to heaven.
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Awake at Night
Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren’t that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right.
– Criminal Minds
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Lindy Landing
Doctor: She had a tattoo of Lindy landing in Paris on her back. If she moved certain muscles just right, she could get the wheels off the ground.
– Dharma and Greg
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In the Way
Greg: [to Dharma] I wouldn’t want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
– Dharma and Greg
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Really Old Stuff
Ernie Witham visited New England where he found some old stuff. Then he went to England where he found some really old stuff.
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29 Best Simpsons Chalkboard Gags
The Huffington Post list their 29 best Simpsons chalkboard gags.
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