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August 5, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Suffer

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August 2, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Stiff Dylans Take Off

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July 28, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Tour

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July 26, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Goal

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July 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Wagon

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

– Henry Ward Beecher

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July 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Signs Of Intelligence in Ann Arbor, Michigan

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June 30, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Funniest 2008 Presidential Candidate

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Valet

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Tie

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Window

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June 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Pad Crashin’ with Borat’s Luenell

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June 6, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Carell jokes about on-screen kiss with The Rock

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May 8, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Acori is Chillin’

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May 4, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Walker

You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag.

– Phyllis Diller

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May 4, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Head Down

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

– Phyllis Diller

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