Baked to perfection with a hint of Mediterranean sunshine
I wrote a humor column for the Houston Surveyor newspaper recently complaining about my boredom with baked potatoes. A reader
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Sal the bricklayer
Under the cold shroud of night, Sal’s worn hands cradled another brick, his heart pounding a rhythm against his ribs.
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Plato said music was too dangerous for the common people — until he got up and danced.
In the heart of Athens, within the prestigious walls of the Academy, the revered philosopher Plato presided over a symposium.
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Shimmering mermaids and mischievous water sprites
Food delivery instructions from homeowners explaining how to reach their house can get complicated. One customer’s special instructions read: “Beyond
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I’m on a call. Wait your turn.
In the dim twilight of a suburb west of Denver, a bizarre scene commenced that would disrupt the peaceful evening.
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If you’re over the age of 5 and still drink milk with dinner, you need to reevaluate your life choices
The Twitterverse was rocked today by the revelation that one of its most notorious personalities, @FuryFrenzyStorm, was in fact a
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The Sugar Coated Sabotage
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The bell above the door chimed as Dalton Drill
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The half bull, half fish royals
I just watched a video where a young woman claimed the British royal family is directly related to a bloodline
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The day I went back in time in my garden
It had been a long day of gardening. I had finished turning the soil and planting the seeds I brought
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Reopening my OnlyFans once again
Due to inflation driving up the cost of everything, I am reopening my OnlyFans. Instead of my old photosets in
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The roller coaster hanging thief heist
Riders on a roller coaster in Illinois had an unusual Independence Day this year. The ride got stuck upside down.
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Spaghetti Carbonara al dente
Here’s a recipe my mom used to make occasionally: Spaghetti Carbonara. I remember when she first told me the name
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Horrible Hank and the fireworks that played Italian love songs
Dad lit the huge fireworks display sitting on our driveway. The fuse fizzled and nothing happened at first. After a
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Footprints and buggy tracks
This is nutso: If the people of Earth vanished tomorrow, in a few hundred million years the only sign of
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The Last Check-In at Whispering Pines
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The rustic wooden sign for Whispering White Pines loomed
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