Just put those boxes over there by the lawnmower
From now on, I say we brief new Presidents on how to properly store top secret documents. Do not store
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Honey, I think the dog has too many minerals in his diet.
Honey, I think the dog has too many minerals in his diet.
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That feeling when they cut to another game when your team is about to score the winning touchdown
That feeling when they cut to another football game when your team is about to score the winning touchdown.
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Let me start this paper, yo, anddddd, it’s done
Microsoft bought ChatGTP (a next-level AI that can write almost anything in seconds) and will begin adding it to Microsoft
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Socrates holds up the line at Starbucks
“Good morning, sir. Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get started for you today?” “Good question, my son. The decision
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The mastiff who slid on his belly
In the snowy streets of Minneapolis, A mastiff did roam and roam, With his belly on the ground, He would
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Chicago Bears hire Abraham Lincoln to turn around flailing program
The Chicago Bears, with nothing left to lose, have hired Abraham Lincoln to coach the team. The Bears owner said,
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He’s in the prime of life: Famous birthdays for 01-12
Zayn Malik – One Direction, Howard Stern, Rob Zombie, Issa Rae – “Insecure,” Nathan Gamble – “The Dark Knight,” Rachael
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Mom, I got cut!…I’m sorry, son. Cluck-cluuuuuckkkk!
No, you can’t get the bird flu virus that has wrecked chickens in the poultry industry, sending egg prices soaring.
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A hero and a scholar: Famous Birthdays for 01-11
01/11. Happy birthday to Mary J. Blige, Amanda Peet, Vickie Peterson – The Bangles, Kim Coles – Living Single, Tom
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The amazing chemical that changes lives
It’s coffee. Sorry.
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Professor says laughter is dead
In 1925, New York University professor Charles Gray Shaw predicted the end of laughter. He said jokes would be kept
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Elon Musk says no remote work is allowed.
Musk: No remote work. Also Musk: Our Seattle office is now going to be 100 percent remote.
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Stand back, Lorena!
Bertha Boronda’s crime career was way ahead of Lorena Bobbit. In 1907, she suspected her husband of visiting a house
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You wear it well: Famous Birthdays for 01-10
01/10. Happy birthday to Rod Stewart, Pat Benatar, Donald Fagen – Steely Dan, George Foreman, Frank Mahovlich (NHL), Jemaine Clement
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