She left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip
Relationships are hard. And sometimes she responds to something I did, but it’s not the real reason – she is
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Elon Musk emailed me this morning
Dang. I was laid off from Twitter after they just told me I was going to be a VP. Elon
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9 space aliens react to Houston Astros 2022 World Series win
“Did the Houston Astros cheat?” “I’ll be upset if they cheated.” “When it comes to cheating, the Astros were the
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That feeling when the guy you picked a fight with is a former MMA fighter
Sometimes you feel instant regret. This is one of those times.
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OK, I didn’t make it, but I love the free doughnuts
Factoid: Every year 100,000 game show contestant hopefuls apply to appear on “Jeopardy!” and 400 make it.
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10 of the worst golf courses in America
There are a lot of bad ones out there, but these are some of the worst golf courses in America.
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RUMOUR: Elon Musk set to buy Facebook and merge it with Twitter. New FaceTwit will be $8/month, free for Tesla owners.
Rumours are swirling thorough the tech world that Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook and merge it with Twitter
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Go slowly on the MCT oil or hello “disaster pants”
A health dude online recommending adding MCT oil to your coffee for brain health: “Start slowly or you can get
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Laid off from Twitter and my department disbanded
Folks, I was laid off from Twitter today. I was hired to run the Here’s How To Explain The Difference
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Auto brands meet the Gumball challenge at LA Auto Show
LA Auto show officials drank too much coffee in their meeting to come up with a design challenge for auto
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Why does it smell like Updog in here?
How the joke is supposed to go:“Why does it smell like Updog in here?”“What’s Updog?”“Nothing much. What’s up with you?”
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Hired and fired by Twitter in the blink of an eye
I was hired and fired by Twitter before I knew what happened.
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5 women who dumped me like a mafia garbage truck unloading trash into a New Jersey river
The weird thing about my dating is I get plenty of dates. And second dates. And some more dates. Then,
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Dad, can we get go to McDonald’s after climbing this sheer rock face?
An 8-year-old boy climbed 3,000-foot El Capitan in Yosemite recently. He’s a pro mountain climber at eight? OK, but at
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That feeling when the waiter says the chef was mad at his wife and threw your New York Strip Steak into the street
That feeling when the waiter says the chef was mad at his wife and threw your New York Strip Steak
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