Animals

I said drive a while, not pull a bank job

I saw this video of a young motorcyclist putting her German Shepherd on the back of her bike for a ride. I did the same thing once but my dog was driving and while I lied down in back to get some sleep. He decided to pull a bank heist and I woke up to gun fire and 15 police cars chasing us. He rode the bike through the forest and we shook the law. He gave me half of the $10 million in bearer bonds he stole. He didn’t have to do that but he’s always been a real good boy.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.