Can I move at the light?

The ambulance drove right up behind the Toyota Camry blocking his way.

The flashing lights danced off the Camry interior. He didn’t move.

The driver hit the horn with long blasts.

What’s up, dude. Move outta the way. Are you daft?

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.