Get outta the way

The ambulance pulled right up behind the stationary Toyota Camry, siren blaring and lights flashing.

The red lights dance on the Camry interior. He didn’t move.

The ambulance drive hit the horn with three long blasts. Nothing.

Dude, get out of the way. Are you daft?

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.