Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Cars and Traffic
When You Can’t Decide Whether to Take Your Own Car or…
When you can’t decide whether to take your own car or call for an Uber.
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Annoying Drivers: Ms. Fake-Turn-No-Stop
Ms. Fake-Turn-No-Stop stops as if to wait for you to exit a driveway so she can have more room to
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How To Get Ripped Off By Locking Your Keys in the Car
Oops. Locked my keys in the car. And I had just had two extra keys made the day before so
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3 Reasons Your Car Shakes and What to Do About It
3 Reasons Your Car Shakes and What to Do About It Is your old bucket-of-bolts shaking like me on my
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10 Crazy Ways To Wash Your Car Faster and Better
Time. You never have enough of it. That’s not to say that you don’t waste it, anyway, binge-watching Nextflix while
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Gunfight at the Car Wash Corral
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! I kept firing as he came at me. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He bobbed and weaved,
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Is this guy insane? He’s camped out for the new iPhone days in advance.
A fellow in Houston REALLY wants the new iPhone. He’s camped out days in advance outside an Apple store in
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Survey Says Americans Are Driving Longer than Ever to Get to Jobs They Hate
A recent survey revealed American’s commutes are longer than ever, up to an average of 26.9 minutes. A Los Angeles
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