The new kid
The new kid.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Something from nothing
Some say science is wrong about the Big Bang because “something cannot come from nothing.” But think about that time
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You better be home by the time the street lights come on
Our parents used to say, “You better be home when the street lights come on.” Our freedom was controlled by
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Princess Kate has me flummoxed – why didn’t she curtsy?
The press is reporting there was a very good reason Princess Kate refrained from a curtsy to King Charles at
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An apology from Cousin Coffey from Chillicothe
An apology from Cousin Coffey from Chillicothe
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Father chastises family for wasting water
Floyd G.R. Hemphillston, a local father, recently chastised his whole family for wasting water. “You guys are using 15 gallons
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Levitating Aunt Millie to help pay for law school
My uncle Fitz was an a mentalist and magician. Here he is levitating aunt Millie on the beach at Put-In-Bay,
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Great Uncle Ziff hated to be late for work
My Great Uncle Ziff hated to be late for work. That’s mainly because his boss told him if he was
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I’m sorry I lost my head
My Uncle Fitz was a semi-famous magician and mentalist in the 1950s and 1960s. As a kid he got his
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Oops, it’s farther than we thought
My uncle Fitz and aunt Millie in the 1950s jumping into Lake Erie at Put-In-Bay, Ohio. Said he didn’t realize
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Gee, sis, did you have to sneak up on me like that?
“Gee, sis, you scared the heck out of me. Did you have to sneak up on me like that? Did
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The critical 74,000 fields every housewife needs to be an expert in
This 1922 ad says there are over 88 fields of life a housewife needs experience in to run a smooth
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Marie has divorced her husband
Just to catch you up on the drama around here, Marie and her husband are getting divorced – splitsville. But
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Still lying after all these years
Somebody posted one of those pithy Facebook memes that said something like, “Being and adult means telling your parents stories
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Kids are the greatest thing in life
Kids are the greatest thing in my life
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