She ghosted me when she found out I am a Browns fan
She took an Uber from the train station because I was called in to work and couldn’t pick her up.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationships and Dating
She ghosted me on the road when I told her she looked like my mom
“You know, you look a lot like my mother!” “What, that a strange thing to say!” “Why?” “Well, it shows
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5 women who dropped me like a pre-med student changes their major to communications after failing chemistry 101
Fila said I reminded her of her first boyfriend – no moves. Samantha dropped me when she realized she had
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She ghosted me on our first date at a haunted house
Here’s some advice. Never take your Significant Other to a Halloween haunted house for a date. If there is any
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She left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip
Relationships are hard. And sometimes she responds to something I did, but it’s not the real reason – she is
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5 women who dumped me like a mafia garbage truck unloading trash into a New Jersey river
The weird thing about my dating is I get plenty of dates. And second dates. And some more dates. Then,
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5 women who dumped me like a TV network kicking a failing sitcom off the schedule
These ladies were lovely. But dating is hard and relationships are tough. They just didn’t like my style I guess.
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She spun it around on him
Watch out guys. You never know what she’s thinking in the relationship.
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Did they clear this with the Vatican?
Somehow the fact that National Orgasm Day falls on a Sunday this year doesn’t seem to fit right.
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Lucy prevented tragedy by gaining possession of the weapon
Now this could have been a disaster. But Lucy was the only one thinking right here when she averted a
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My best friend stole my girl
Relationships have ups and downs. Sometimes you have to act crazy.
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I can tell you are lying before you open your mouth
According to lying expert Pamela Meyer men lie eight times more about themselves than they do other people. Women lie
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Sometimes you have to trust your gut
Shoulda run from this relationship when I had the chance.
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10 Lies Women Tell Guys For Fun and Profit
I love what you’ve done with this man cave. You should drink more beer. It’s supposed to be healthy. I
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I’ve never met anyone named Flannery
Or Percy. Or Garson. Why not? How come more people aren’t named Enoch? Or Gael. I always thought parents wanted
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