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Deion Sanders Recruits Star Travis Hunter Away From Florida, Immediately Pitches Florida Coaching Job
Jackson State coach Deion Sanders wrested top recruit Travis Hunter away from Power 5 school University of Florida this week,
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Netflix and chill or get rid of this junk I hate them?
“Netflix and chill?”” “I can’t. I have to get up early and sell all my Browns memorabilia.”
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Most Popular Hockey Penalties in all 50 States
Ever wonder which hockey penalty is the most common in each state? Here they are. Each of these penalties is
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Michigan finally beats Ohio State after 300 year draught
Michigan finally beats Ohio State after 300 years and Dave Portnoy acts like it’s the second coming.
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Colonel Red “Falcon” Turnberry reveals his latest golf innovation
“What we need,” Turnberry told the greens committee at the monthly meeting, “is a teebox on top of a stone
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Yes, you are correct, sir! I feel lots of pain right now, sir!
“Attack targets on defender’s body” From the Marine Corps Close Combat Manual: “Neck – The entire neck is vulnerable as
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That feeling when you fumble on the 3
That feeling when you fumble the football on the 3 yard line.
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Quinn Ewers cashes in big at Ohio State and I go for the gold
Now that Quinn Ewers, possibly the best high school QB in the country, is officially coming to Ohio State, experts
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Things I think about when looking for my lost golf ball
How is it that I find every remote thicket of woods on this course? I’ll never find my ball back
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I think it stayed out
Golfer: I think it stayed out! Caddie: Stayed out? That ball is deeper than the Mariana Trench.
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Outback introduces giant Bloomin’ Onions and college basketball fans go insane
– Outback’s basketball-sized Bloomin’ Onion is right on time for March Madness – Special knives help cut it down to
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Bryson DeChambeau Ruined The Arnold Palmer Invitational
“Dude, did you see this? Bryson DeChambeau has to be stopped. He ruined the Arnold Palmer Invitational!” “He ruined
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