Florida residents respond to landslide victory by governor Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis won in a landslide this past weekend. What do Florida residents really think about their new, er, same governor?
“Sure, let’s give him a shot. I mean he’s fresh off the boat from Wales they said.”
“Well, good for him. Ron is a fine name. Love the hamburgers. Shakes need work.”
“Want to know what I think? I think he’s terrible for the state. Why? Because he supports ketchup on too many dishes. Shameful.”
“My uncle knows him. Helluva shuffleboard player.”
“We love the guy. He’s from the North so knows how to survive under hostile conditions. Like winter.”
“Ron? Ron is the name? Why not Ronald? What is he hiding? I voted no!”
“His last name means ‘tailback for the New Orleans Saints.’ I don’t even know why he’s not playing for them now.”
“I mean, what can I say. I’m glad he won. Stops him from running for President. Right? I mean, right?”
“Ron Desantis is to politics what white bread is to corn bread. You know what I mean?”
