Arizona Republicans are shootin’ mad about the 2022 mid-term election results
Several Trump-backed candidates went down in a cloud of dust like a cowboy getting bucked off a wild stallion at the county fair. Arizona Republican citizens aren’t too happy about it.
“Dang, what did Trump do to us? Never trust a New Yorker city-slicker.”
“I wanted Kari Lake to win so I could see her rope a couple reporters and hog-tie ’em.”
“I’m hoppin’ mad. I haven’t been this angry since they took Andy Griffith off regular TV.”
“Just another rigged election by the Dumbocrats. How long are we going to let these hippies disrespect us?”
“Only thing that got me through was Ayahuasca. And some mellow tea.”
“I say we round of these Demoncrats and make them watch drive-in horror movies until they cry like the babies they are.”
“I’m just here to promote my new cologne: Saddle Burrs.”
“Papa always warned me about these rigged elections. He lost the election for sheriff back in 95 and he was the only one running.”
“I say we secede from the union. United State of Arizona!”
