Guy at McDonald’s: What’s My Name?

Guy at McDonald’s : Sir, what’s my name? I forgot my name!
Me: Not sure, either. Is it Ralph?
Him: No.
Me: Howard?
Him: You are just guessing now!

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.