Hey honey, what was the name of the god of pizza?

In the early days of Christianity, if you wanted to convert a pagan you had to convince them to give up multiple gods in favor of one.

“Give up ALL my gods?”

“Yes, except for one.”

“But I rather like the god of vacation, the god of beer and the god of good dramas on Netflix.”

“You don’t need them. Now you have one. Think how much easier it will be to pray. You don’t have to remember 750 names.”

“Can’t I keep the golf gods? I need the help.”

“OK, you can keep them. Just don’t use God’s name in vain on the golf course.”

“For sure, I would NEVER do that.”