Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Cartoons – Book
- That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80 for the first time
- A dog reflects back on his life
- When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
- When you trust your friend way too much
- When you’ve got your tool bench set up just the way you want it
- What if Trump runs to Canada?
- When an ex keeps coming back
- When you are about to break 80 for the first time and self-doubt creeps in
- Me after triple-bogeying four holes in a row on a par-3 course
- You should put that on a car wrap
- When the gang piles in the car but it refuses to start
- Better be home by 11
- Divorce as a better idea than divestment
- I carry two foot wedges every round
- She’s been seeing his brother on the down low
- The food was so bad in London, we did this.
- I miss the OLD Paris…
- New York is Chicago but…
- When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose
- That golfer at your office annoying everyone
- The last typewriter
- But what if I LIKE mail carriers?
- Taylor Swift announces first concert on Mars
- The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis and Taylor realizes he just doesn’t care
- Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
- The screenwriter for the Will/ Jada biopic realizes he just doesn’t care
- The phone number is not 867-5309
- This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone
- Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
- I left law and completely changed my life
- Me beating myself up after missing a 3-foot putt
- “The 300” at the driving range
- Plans after college graduation
- Local canine gets upset with wrong guy
- Tired of the same old thing
- Why do bald eagles get all the good photoshoot jobs
- The best thing about suspenders
- Amazing Webb Telescope images bend time and space
- These guys go everywhere
- Lifeguards be getting bank out here
- My best friend stole my girl
- These clingers aren’t worth the money!
- These AutoMaps are better than the lousy map app on my phone
- That moment you realized it wasn’t a good idea to buy an American car in the 1980s
- Sure, we have some supply chain issues
- Nice looking udders, there!
- Sometimes you have to trust your gut
- $95,000 I spent and you want me to help you move?
- Elon Musk buys LA Lakers
- Dear Cable company, Thank you for wasting my time.
- Mr. Beast gives entire Caribbean to waitress as a tip
- I was too busy painting, you know.
- Karens gone wild – Please play some Porgy and Bess
- Just spending a few days in the countryside
- I’m so old I remember when he went by John Cougar
- You forgot money for hot dogs!
- Bad news for football fan after multiple close NFL playoff games
- Kids are the greatest thing in life
- Maybe I can go back there and cook it myself
- Come into the office? What?
- Conspiracy theory groups are starting to turn on each other
- I want him arrested! I’m over in the soups aisle!
- When they cancel flight after flight
- They say Rudolph
- We got kicked out
- A professor in Japan
- She asked for a Miles Davis boxed set
- Or I find 100 Bitcoins I bought in 2012 after a few beers
- Netflix and chill or get rid of this junk I hate them?
- When you’re a dud, you’re a dud all the way!
- What are we celebrating?
- In-N-Out fries aren’t crispy
- Victim of a shakedown
- Marjorie Taylor Greene on Jeopardy
- On-demand eyeglass cleaning
- When the salespeople want to play on the company team
- It says here Trump started his own social media
- Winging it again
- When you realize you wasted college
- That feeling when you fumble on the 3
- That sharp pain you feel…
- Can I get a glass of chardonnay?
- I think it stayed out
- I wish I didn’t work 20-hour days
- Sometimes I think I have it all under control
- It says here you stormed the Capitol building
- She’s still steaming eight days after
- After closing on the house
- Bloomberg says Canada is running out of space?
- She’s still steaming five days after she found out
- Once I understood cheugy
- I don’t know, Reginald
- Workers rush to go back to the office after the pandemic?
- Hey, maybe science…
- Mom, can I have my own iPad?
- In line at the Marshall’s sale
- How did your gender reveal party go?
- I’m sorry, the parrot is swearing again
- We have to stop praising men
- My love language is long walks on the beach
- I lost it all
- Sex Three Times Before Noon
- I feel like I could play better
- My therapist says we should do something every day
- Look, wedding videos pay the bills
- Motörhead is the greatest heavy metal band
- Are you going to share?
- You said I would get a raise
- March 4th came and went
- You sound great, Dave!
- Too much attention…er, wait
- Despite several setbacks, Jim wasn’t going to give up
- HOT REAL ESTATE REPORT: Play your heavy metal as loud as you want
- Sure, we won but…
- You did good out there, Hal!
- Dreaming the Highly Unlikely Dream
- Not licensed to perform major surgery
- Come and visit me after the quarantine
- I heard it’s really the Russians
- Coronavirus – When dorks take all the toilet paper in the store.
- Coronavirus – When you can’t take living in quarantine anymore
- Coronavirus – when everything is crashing
- Coronavirus – LAPD cracks down
- Heading South for the Winter?
- Rejected by the Dayton Zoo
- Getting too close (licked) [SAN DIEGO ZOO]
- Wet and Afraid at Disneyland
- Delta Airlines Apologized to a Man Who Said He Sat in Dog Poop
- That game went on so long…
- Wow, that 18-inning game set a World Series record!
- Gas prices expected to hit 4-year high this Labor Day weekend
- Anti-immigration protester demanded to know if a Navajo politician was in the US legally
- Baseball leaders are in a panic because game attendance is down 3 million fans
- Switzerland says their legal “sex drive-thrus” are a resounding success
- Fourteen year old runs for governor of Vermont
- Florida GOP Candidate Admits to Fake College Degree
- Why This Alberta Man Changed His Sex and You Might Consider It
- Happy wife happy life
- Rain rain go away
- Man Thought His Lottery Ticket Was a Loser And Then This Happened
- Oregon Reports Oversupply of Pot
- Yeah, I was just going to pull on this lever here and stuff
- Tough laws in Singapore – Drunk in public
- Man in England tells wife to choose him or the dogs
- When you blow your diet…again
- Some words I have to look up
- Some days
- Man injured trying to change another person’s opinion
- Where are the bathrooms?
- Just a couple more flights
- Businesses offer workers “Summer Fridays”
- Saved by the belly
- In case of fire save the wall
- Cough cough
- Cow Calendar bites the dust
- Sweating it out in the afternoon
- Something be funky up in here
- Tried to escape
- Gave up doughnuts
- Not saying I told you so, but…
- Drew Doughty stays with LA Kings
- Kanye says he and Trump have “Dragon energy”
- Can You Fix It?
- Probably should have stayed home
- Tried to Help a Friend
- Asleep at the stop sign
- Broke the sales record
- Kim Kardashian is Giving Up on Taking Selfies
- Lisa Marie Presley Runs Out of $100 Million Fortune
- Trump Puts Refugee Kids in Cages
- Give Me a Brake
- The New Crossfit
- Birthday Going About as Well as Expected
- LeBron James Spotted Flying to Los Angeles Before Game 7 Against Boston
- I Know I Said The Celtics Would Beat the Cavs in Five
- When Your Dumb Neighbor Just Doesn’t Get It
- Lil Tay is Blowing Up Instagram
- Calm Political Discussion on Facebook
- Meanwhile, Over on Twitter
- Dodger Thoughts
- Press Secretary Problems
- Johnny Manziel Remix
- She’s Perfect…Except
- Cinco De Mayo in the United States
- Cavs Winning it All 2018?
- Vegas Golden Knights Surprise
- When you put too much pepper on your scrambled eggs
- Yes, I’ll Try The Tide Pods
- When You Shovel The Driveway
- The Day You Pay Off Your Student Loan
- Holidays Are Over
- After the Game
- I Never Change My Expression
- 13 minutes to freedom
- Spotify in 1993
- Be right back. Gotta mow the lawn.
- Too Much Coffee Affects Your Eyes
- Good News from Reginald
- Can’t a Guy Get a Nap In?
- Winter is Over!
- Liquor Store Still Open
- New Ohio School Buses
- Myles Garrett is so good
- When the Passion Takes Over
- When You Have 12 Projects Due
- Turn Off the Lights!
- This Planet Ain’t Gettin’ No Love
- John Wayne Swinging and Sliding in McLintock
- Warriors Keep Winning
- Dog Park Breed Snobs
- Run Walk Run
- US Ballistic Missiles Still Run on Floppy Disks
- Cleveland Cavs Stopped At Canadian Border – NBA Playoffs 2016
- Janet Jackson Pregnant at 50
- John Kasich Announces Withdrawal From Presidential Race
- When My Competitors Dropped Out
- Elon Musk Announces Mission To Mars
- Always Be Ready With Plan B
- Forget Dad Bod
- Waiting for My Tesla
- Beyonce Says Iggy Who?
- Lost in a Facebook Post Reply Chain
- When You Know You Have To Raise Your Tinder Game
- Trump Says He Would Date His Daughter
- Cleveland Browns Crime Scene
- Cincinnati Steals Defeat From The Jaws of Victory
- I Am The Sphinx
- Lady Kicked Off American Airlines Flight…Other Passengers Boo
- What’s the Difference Between Persuasion and Manipulation?
- Bear Wanders Into High School in Bozeman, Montana
- Steve Spurrier Calls It A Career and Retires From South Carolina…Until?
- The Most Persistent Smoker in the World
- This Cade McCown Stat Says Something About the Browns You Already Knew
- Drunk College Kid Demands Mac and Cheese – Gets Expelled
- Alonzo Cross Patents Ballpoint Pen – Dry Cleaners Rejoice
- The Pace of Progress In Washington, DC
- John Boehner Resigns From The House
- Resellers Selling Air Jordan 1 UNC Shoes for up to $500
- Dallas Cowboys Hoping, Wishing and Praying To Get to Super Bowl 50
- Rory McIlroy No Longer Excited by $10 Million
- Does Bill Cowher Want to Coach the Giants?
- 5-Year-Old Denver Fan Sent Home for Wearing Broncos Dress on “Blue Friday”
- Cleveland Browns Fan in the Confession Booth
- Colts Fan Stresses About This Weekend
- Message In A Bottle Overdose
- Winner of America’s Got Talent Accused of Stealing Act
- Overheard at the Hipster Barber – Over the Airwaves
- Cleveland Browns Secret Meeting Busted
- Kate Middeton Pregnant With Third Child?
- You Know What I Really Want Right Now? Some Blueberry Waffles and Hash Browns
- What the Hell? I Just Cleaned This Window!
- Sometimes No Matter What You Do, Things Come Out Upside Down
- Even Kim Has No Idea What Kanye Was On About at the Video Music Awards 2015
- Where the Heck Did You Come From?
- Saturday Night Live Hires Another White Guy
- Trauma Unit Still Handling Cases From 2015 Video Music Awards
- Canada Officially in Recession
- Blood Red Moon Means the End of the World is at Hand
- Miley Hosts 2015 Video Music Awards
- Is This Asking Too Much From Your Caffeine Supplier?
- Should Have Deleted The Account
- What? People Are Making Their Own Homemade Braces?
- Buffet Fans In Trouble For Leaving Homemade Outhouses At Shows
- Nearly Nude Models in Times Square Create Uproar
- It Looks Like Sales Have Picked Up
- Did Charles Introduce Her to You?
- My Startup Was Successfully Funded
- Your Latest Work Just Sold For $7 Million at Auction
- We Don’t Know How Lucky We Are in Life
- Is This All You Have?
- This Is When You Know You Need To Quit Partying
- You Always Realize It Right When You Get Home
- Ever Wonder What It’s All About?
- Elon Musk Tests Early Version of the Hyperloop
- These Are Important Family Skills
- Son, I Have Something To Tell You
- Rick Perry Campaign on Life Support
- After Clinton Email Fiasco Dems Might Turn To Biden
- Airlines To Start Weighing Passengers
- Tinder Disputes Vanity Fair Claim
- She Likes Her Space
- Come On Lady, Make A Decision
- Make Sure You Get Some Pasta!
- Why Does Hollywood Keep Messing This Up?
- Soon We Will Be Able To Marry Robots
- Trump Says His Policies Are Coming
- Bernie Sanders is Finished
- How The Ohio State Buckeyes Plan To Repeat As National Champions
- I Want To Make This Country Great Again!
- Ever Think Back and Wonder What Happened to Your Life?
- Airbnb in the Woods
- It’s Not Just The Snoring
- You Know You Are Eating Too Much When Clouds Look Like Cinnamon Buns
- How Come This Hot Nurse Won’t Go Out With Him?
- Obama Invades Texas
- Gasoline Cake
- Woman Wears Same Thing To Work Every Day
- Ohio University Walk of Shame
- Drive-Thru at Macy’s
- Scientists Have Figured Out What Makes Women Attractive
- Heck, Stan…
- Mayweather-Pacquiao Letdown
- Snagged A David Letterman Artifact
- Betting On Chicago
- The Cryssaint
- Inventor of The Selfie Stick
- First Day At Google
- My Dad Says Jim Cramer is Full of B.S.
- Zeb and Zed – Dialysis
- Paranoid Girlfriend
- Cheap Gas
- Wife Catches Him Late Again
- Social Media Withdrawal
- Over Posting Meals to Facebook
- Junior Left For Ohio University
- Earl and Clem: If There Is Any Trouble
- Commuter Dog
- Is it Safe?
- Speaking Of Made Up Job Titles
- Whatever Dude – Can You Just Sell Me a Beer?
- Why Do You Care What People Call You?
- Sure, Make Up Anything You Want
- You Want To Be Called What?
- Settle Down Dude, They Are Just Cocktails
- The Drink Slinger Wants A Better Title — OK, Dude
- This Bartender Wants Your Respect
- Why Does This Bartender Demand a Better Title?
- Bartender Wants More Respect
- New NFL Team in Los Angeles
- Dallas Beats Seattle in Their Own House – 2014
- One in Three Manual Jobs Replaced By Robots by 2025
- Common Core Math Makes My Head Hurt
- Scientist Successfully Clones Clayton Kershaw
- Need a New Woman
- British Catholic Bishop Busted
- It’s Back And Everyone’s Talking About It
- Raiders Fire Coach
- No More Tinder
- FCC Lifts NFL Blackout Rules
- $60,000 Potato Salad
- U2 in Your ITunes
- New Pitbull Song
- Poker Night All Clear
- J Lo Booty Victim
- LeBron Returns To Cleveland – Fan Reaction
- Tech Generation Gap
- Florida in the Summer Is Hell On Earth
- World’s Fastest Car
- Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Leave “The View”
- Raw Food Diet Out of Control
- Soft Bristle Toothbrush
- Aerosmith Rejected Band Names
- Downtown Food Festival
- Hollywood Dinner Party
- Good Coffee, Good Coffee
- Michelle Wie Wins US Women’s Open 2014
- Was I “Set Up?”
- Raw Food Diet
- Spray Paint Company
- Chicago Blackhawk Fans Troll LA With Parade Photos – What They Left Out
- Always Wanted To Live in LA ? Come On Now, Player
- Lousy Delegator
- World Class BS
- Utter and Complete Failure
- Newspapers Are Fun
- High Speed Chase Idiots
- Healthy Orange Stuff
- Useless TV Weather Info
- Coffee Shop Terrorist
- Archie, the Lifeguard Dog, Scans The Waves
- Rethinking His Strategy
- What Does The Fox Say?
- Do You Want The USC Job?
- Raiders Logo
- Government Shutdown – Sons
- Government Shutdown – 1986
- Emmy Denial 2013 – Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul
- Angry Birds
- Growing Line
- Shopping Cartoon: Black Friday
- Music Cartoon: Metallica Innovations
- Relationship Cartoon: Short Memories
- Christie-Palin Ticket
- Britney and Christina- Revealed
- Holiday Cartoon: Ready for Next Year
- Holiday Cartoon – Self Acceptance
- Live on Land
- Cartoon: Squeezed Hard
- Waiting for the Revolution
- Nobody Around To Complain
- Todd, Ladies’ Man
- Eight Hours
- The Golfer’s Brain
- Flag at Half Mast
- Overprotection
- More Humor than Comedy
- Never Loved You
- Obscure Political Office Advertising
- Coffee Addict- Tea Snobs
- Kanye New Yorker
- False Smile
- Los Angeles Driver Ability
- PC Repair Problems
- Determined to Win After Last Year’s Defeat
- Clean Room
- Lousy Wireless Reception
- Steve Jobs Got Back To Me
- Tech Cartoon: Joomla Developer
- Brain Power
- Low Carb
- Contacts In the Industry
- Note from the DMV
- Wanted From Santa
- A Man of Conviction
- Consecutive Award Winner
- Coffee Fan
- The Angel of Mercy and Windy City Baseball
- Need for Speed
- Working Out Problems at the Big Race
- Blue Ski
- Pushed To The Limit
- Flash Fire
- Popcorn Gold – Paris Hilton
- Tebow Won’t Help
- Crime Fighting Odor
- Jail Wisdom
- Stretching the Meaning
- Middle of August
- Close By
- LA Parking Example No. 824
- Fill In Your Own
- Lindsay Lohan Special Treatment
- Olivia Munn Leaving?
- Facing the Book
- Empty the Thrash
- Over
- Bench
- Bowl Bet
- Super Bowl 2006- Damn Steelers
- Santa Hat
- Sore
- Seasonal
- Whew!
- Old Days
- Truce
- Forward
- Hoping We Make It
- Large Sunglasses Trend Out of Control
- Smartphone outsmarts Superphone
- Derek and Buzz Watch Football- Lucky Browns Shirt
- Bowling Question
- Rose Colored Glasses
- I’m Jumping Rope Every Day
- Good Job
- Dawned
- Tales
- Misery
- Suffer
- Tour
- Goal
- Overload
- Fuzzy Math
- Theory
- Oprah on Aging
- Well Off
- Prodigy
- Aging
- Retro
- Attacked
- New Cirque
- Country Dance Night
- Everyone is Joining
- Pro Ranks
- Apartment Hunting, Dicey Hood
- Laughing on the Inside
- Britney Again
- Searching
- Britney at the VMA’s
- Available
- Boiling
- Loud Coffee
- Reality
- Jail
- LA Traffic Law #327
- K-Fed May Win
- iPod
- Feeling the Heat
- Blood
- Roof
- Sign Post
- Triangle
- Pain
- Two-Step
- Handicap
- Ball in Tree
- Nerd
- Lluvia
- Baby Sick
- No Glasses
- Mini Cones
- Shopping for New Glasses
- Special Forces
- Hot Eggs
- Combo
- Bus
- Hair Question
- What Can I Do For You?
- Nerd Sign #327
- Cheese Fries
- Children
- March Madness 2006 – Mason
- Winter
- Tall Tale
- LA Drivers
- Special
- No Change
- March Madness 2006 – UCLA Loss
- Separate
- 7-11
- Free Refill
- Dog Watching
- Shampoo
- Gym
- Valentine Over
- Daily Parade