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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With COVID-19 – Book

  • Sure, doc, but can you look at the hole in my head?
  • At the grocery store in the early days of Covid
  • Just finished the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded in March of 2020
  • Cheech and Chong named as immediate replacements for Dr. Fauci. President schedules press conference. CDC “unaware.”
  • I still miss him
  • No one is taking your freedom
  • Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine
  • I don’t know, Reginald
  • Remember long ago a year ago
  • Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!
  • Workers rush to go back to the office after the pandemic?
  • I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what this headline means
  • Sir, we are going to offer you this experimental vaccine
  • We Can’t Get Herd Immunity – Sea Shanty
  • Who to believe? Who to believe? Hmmm…..
  • Now that we are producing billions of vaccines I have a request
  • Why There Was Not One Covid Case during the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • 10 Fast Excuses – Pandemic Edition
  • Freedom fighters on the front lines
  • Feeling Blue
  • Can’t take this quarantine lockdown anymore! I’m DONE!
  • Not feeling so well
  • Come and visit me after the quarantine
  • I heard it’s really the Russians
  • Coronavirus – When dorks take all the toilet paper in the store.
  • Coronavirus – When you can’t take living in quarantine anymore
  • Coronavirus – when everything is crashing
  • Coronavirus – LAPD cracks down

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