Sure, doc, but can you look at the hole in my head?

I saw a video where some random guy said a doctor told him he that he was required to report everyone that came in the hospital, whether for a broken leg or a gunshot wound, had Covid.

I commented, ‘This is a fact. I came in with a gunshot hole in my head.

The doctor said, “And you have Covid, too, right?”

I said, no, I don’t have Covid, but I have a gunshot hole in my head you should look at.”

“Yeah, sure, but let’s do a Covid test first because I can tell you have it by looking at you.”

“I said, OK, but can you also see the gaping hole where my eyeball used to be? That’s a gunshot wound. When can we look at that?”

“Covid first!” the doctor insisted.

So this is totally true.’