Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Memes – Book
- 49ers fan coming in hot
- Me beating myself up after missing a 3-foot putt
- “The 300” at the driving range
- The amazing chemical that changes lives
- At least they put it up on blocks
- I love it out here – I’m melting
- Nice looking udders, there!
- Ditzel promises 10 cents for a gallon of gas
- Low and gravelly
- Still lying after all these years
- She asked for a Miles Davis boxed set
- That feeling when your wife takes three hours longer
- Jolly Joe is coming to town
- Why does every muscle car bro cut the muffler?
- When you realize you wasted college
- Flower shortage for Mother’s Day
- I don’t know, Reginald
- That’s Not Chuck Norris
- There goes my vegan
- Quarantine Day 376
- Cleveland Browns scan the heavens
- Look at this M*A*S*H doctor over here
- In-N-Out eliminates indoor dining areas
- Police on surf boards nab crooks
- When you realize you are probably the only person washing their hands…
- When all this time away from your job…
- That brief moment after you finish a great donut
- When politicians negotiate a disaster relief bill
- Coronavirus – When you can’t take living in quarantine anymore
- When you are caught stealing unprotected Wi-fi
- When they widen the freeway and traffic doesn’t change
- Golf course fairway watering on roids
- Business idea: tours of old battleships but they keep the guns active and let you shoot at passing boats in the harbor.
- Attention casting directors
- So is the drive-thru open or closed?
- My face when somebody takes my usual parking spot at the gym
- Quiet Black Friday
- Trump Booed by Turkeys
- Elizabeth Warren Removes Damning Tattoo
- My throat… it’s burning!
- Cleveland hospitals in the 50s kept babies outside in the winter cold
- Flight attendants don’t understand heat
- Alabama SGA reverses ban on students booing Trump
- Browns fans start to turn
- High speed poker
- Driving in Pittsburgh be like…
- Rejected by the Dayton Zoo
- Getting too close (licked) [SAN DIEGO ZOO]
- Wet and Afraid at Disneyland
- Leg Day in Italy
- Bhad Bhabie – Babyface Savage – Lyrics Explained
- The University of Texas just named Matthew McConaughey…
- Scout, Jake and Mugs have been patiently waiting…
- Chilly reception
- When you are in Vegas and…
- Working ahead
- Eyes on a diet
- When does the Ark get here?
- “Oh, that’s so true.”
- Perils of commuting
- Said every guy ever
- How did you do that?
- Try number two
- She’s on a mission
- Let’s just go now
- Now try to look cool while you take it off
- Same as it ever was
- Sorry about wrecking the car
- Just the bottoms of my shoes
- I think we turn here
- Trying to pull a fast one
- This one person always has to ruin it
- Stuck at the top
- Why are Republicans still ranting about this?
- I can drive it to the kitchen for beers and nachos
- Let me just knock out 10,000 of these
- La Jolla, California used giant speakers playing dogs barking to scare seals off the beaches
- CEOs Make 317 Times What Average Workers Make
- Chaos on the dance floor
- Are you really enjoying that huge ice cream?
- People are jumping the fence at airport to take pictures for Instagram
- Man in China eats 87 nails
- Horny flamingos
- Vermont witch windows
- Fourteen year old runs for governor of Vermont
- Florida GOP Candidate Admits to Fake College Degree
- As soon as you say this, I know what’s next
- Why This Alberta Man Changed His Sex and You Might Consider It
- Man in rural Michigan starts “Amish Uber” with his horse and buggy
- When you tell your stylist it looks great but…
- Grosossss! Umpire has giant moth extracted from his ear during Yankees-White Sox game
- Scientists say forgetfulness is a sign of high intelligence
- It’s so hot in Los Angeles, Courtney and Khloe…
- Man Thought His Lottery Ticket Was a Loser And Then This Happened
- Husband sues wife’s lover. Judge awards him $8 million.
- Worst New York Mets loss in franchise history
- Los Angeles parking fail #7539
- Car jacking interrupted
- Put the gun away, dude
- Old guys get in fistfight at Costco over free samples
- Hundreds of Santas converge on Denmark annual Father Christmas conference
- Korean Air Contracts With United Airlines to Learn How To Drag Passengers Off Plane
- Oregon Reports Oversupply of Pot
- Tough laws in Singapore – Drunk in public
- Man in England tells wife to choose him or the dogs
- Some words I have to look up
- Some days
- Man injured trying to change another person’s opinion
- Just a couple more flights
- Businesses offer workers “Summer Fridays”
- Cow Calendar bites the dust
- Sweating it out in the afternoon
- Need for change
- Creative excuse
- Drunk arrested for fighting his reflection
- Nailed it
- 9 in 50
- Emma Watson and Meghan Markle wore the same pants to Wimbledon
- Company bans red meat, pork or poultry from expense reports
- Endangered Species: Middle Kids
- Motorcycle day trip
- Things angelenos do to survive the commute
- Southwest Airlines gets rid of peanuts
- Doing the Shiggy
- Humidity 97 percent
- Tried to escape
- Bryson Dechambeau’s protracted troubles
- Gave up doughnuts
- 3 kid rule
- It is so hot…
- Drew Doughty stays with LA Kings
- Dumbfounded by her
- Can You Fix It?
- Broke the sales record
- TV Sales Seminar
- When Did Nickelback Become Their Own Meme?
- Facebook Games: Bands I’ve Seen Live
- Hump Daaaayy!
- Rise and Shine, Kid
- 9/11 – We’ll Never Forget
- It’s Friday – Welcome to Happy Land
- Almost Friday – Don’t Bail!
- Summer is Officially Over
- Three Wolf Shirt Getting Hilarious Reviews on Amazon