Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With That Feeling When – Book

That feeling when you get carried away with the beard trend but suddenly remember you have a job interview next week
That feeling when your mother-in-law knits you a Christmas sweater
That feeling when you realize you have 757 things on your to-do list for the day and it is three o’clock
That feeling when you find money in the pocket of an old jacket
That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Vegas
That feeling when you realize your friend has no idea where you are going
That feeling when the hot water runs out in the middle of the shower
That feeling when you over shoot the exit ramp
That feeling when you get new tires and one goes flat the first day
That feeling when you get a stone in your shoe and when you take the shoe off your sock comes with it.
That feeling when you’re tired of Christmas shopping
That feeling when you take a sip of coffee when you haven’t tested it
That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent
That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks
That feeling when the tire shop won’t plug your tire
That feeling when the guy you picked a fight with is a former MMA fighter
That feeling when the waiter says the chef was mad at his wife and threw your New York Strip Steak into the street
That feeling when the waiter tells you for the fourth time that “it’ll just be a few more minutes.”
That feeling when your wife takes three hours longer
That feeling when you fumble on the 3