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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems in New York City – Book

  • I wouldn’t be caught dead in Hoboken
  • Crazy characters of New York: Wall street money pillow
  • Talk to a real New Yorker and live to tell the tale
  • New Yorkers run from wild grizzly bear in Manhattan – 1961
  • Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK
  • New York is Chicago but…
  • No where to GO
  • NYPD’s New Hover Police Cars Grounded Due to Excess Donut Consumption by Officers
  • New York City “rat czar” ready to fight rats at any cost
  • Ernie the mastiff goes to New York City
  • She made her Broadway debut at the Knights of Columbus hall
  • Gangs of rats stage wild food fights in New York
  • NYC Finally Fixes Tragic Misspelling of the Verazzanno-Narrows Bridge
  • A lady scammed dozens of men into attending a “live Tinder date competition” in NYC
  • Rain rain go away
  • New York is mad again about people disrespecting their pizza
  • 3 Fun Facts About the New York Giants
  • 3 Fun Facts About the New York Rangers
  • NYC Rats Will Survive The End of the World
  • Nearly Nude Models in Times Square Create Uproar
  • 7 of New York City’s First Comedy Clubs
  • A New York Cook Handles A Yuppie Foodie

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