Relationships and Dating

A lady scammed dozens of men into attending a “live Tinder date competition” in NYC

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Picture this. You are a young, single New York City fellow who meets an attractive woman named Natasha on Tinder. She invites you to meet her at Union Square in Manhattan. You don’t think Natasha is a Russian agent or hockey player, so you take her up on the offer. “Meet me over by the stage,” she messages you.

You mosey over to the stage area and see Natasha ON STAGE. Boi, you’ve been played! See all those other dudes hanging around you. Natasha invited them to meet her, too.

She is on the mic now, explaining this is a “live Tinder date competition,” and that the several dozen men will have to run foot races, do push-ups and sundry other tasks to win her affection. Not you. You ain’t no chump. “I’m out,” you say as you flip her the bird across the park.

But a few guys DO stay for the foot races, push-ups and whatever else God knows. Natasha, if that is your real name, we salute you. You proved it. As guys, we are infinitely gullible and dumb.

After all that, the winner had to so something really degrading and humiliating. Take her to a Mets game.

 

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.