Now that we are producing billions of vaccines I have a request

Now that we are cranking out vaccines, can I request some additional ones I need for the following:

– the guy who parks right next to me after I parked at the far end of the parking lot to avoid other cars.

– the lady who sees her friend in the entrance of the Kroger so they stop to chat in the middle while 23,471 people squeeze to get around them.

– the security guy just inside who is sitting reading the paper but won’t look up to help when the door won’t open.

– company leadership who give great speeches on employee engagement but go back to their 1950s clueless style as soon as the meeting is over.

– the neighbor down the block who somehow thinks your private lot next to your house is a city park and never pick up their dog’s business.
Pfizer? Any help here?