Ships and Boats

Okay, another one is falling! We are rich!

More than 16,000 shipping containers fall off ships every year. Most of the time the ship’s crew doesn’t even know. Even if they did, they don’t go back and get it. Too expensive. Too bad, so sad. Tax write off.

Now here is where you come in. The containers usually float for a while, as long as two months. Just cruise behind a few ships and it shouldn’t be too long before a container falls right into your path. Tow it back to port and open your bounty. Sell that stuff on eBay and start looking at Lamborghinis.

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Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.