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March 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 most illustrious rock and roll clubs in Colorado Springs history

1. The Rattlesnake Room (1958–1968) Known as the birthplace of rock and roll in Colorado Springs, The Rattlesnake Room was

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Travel and Places
March 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 most Colorful (and possibly corrupt) mayors in the history of Colorado Springs

1. Mayor Jasper “Cactus Jack” Rutherford (1885–1890) Signature Legislation:Cactus Jack is remembered for passing the “Colorado Saloon Compromise,” which allowed

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Politics and Government
March 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency to Shut Down 10 National Parks That ‘No One Uses’

Elon Musk’s Doge, the Department of Governmental Efficiency, has released its latest report, and it’s bad news for fans of

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Travel and Places
March 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Interview with Clara “Peaks & Threads” Montague: Colorado Springs’ unlikely fashion icon

Clara Montague is a name that sparks both awe and confusion in the fashion world. A Colorado Springs native, she’s

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Travel and Places
March 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 super popular and quirky coffee shops in Colorado Springs

1. The Perk Cave Location: Beneath Old Colorado CityQuirky Feature: A coffee shop completely underground, accessed through a hidden staircase

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Travel and Places
March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Colorado Springs Backskate Bandits: A tale of hockey, heists, and chaos

In the early 1950s, Colorado Springs became home to a short-lived but unforgettable semi-pro hockey team called the Pikes Peak

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Travel and Places
March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 farmers you have to meet at the Colorado Springs farmer’s market

1. Hank “The Pumpkin Picasso” Mulligan Specialty: Gourds and Pumpkins with Hand-Painted FacesHank: “Y’know, anyone can grow a pumpkin, but

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Travel and Places
March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The great gondola debacle: Colorado Springs’ unrealized dream

Back in the mid-1970s, fueled by a combination of civic pride, questionable engineering, and too much Coors at city council

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Travel and Places
February 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How Colorado Springs almost got the Pikes Peak Thunder

Back in the late 1980s, Colorado Springs was this close to landing an NFL franchise: the Pikes Peak Thunder. The

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Travel and Places
February 23, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Roasting 10 local fashion choices in Colorado Springs

1. The “Adventure Bro” Look Uniform: Patagonia puffer vest, cargo shorts (yes, even in winter), and Chacos with socks.Roast: We

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Sports
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to fix your “over the top” golf swing — dodgeball memories

Let’s talk about the classic golf disaster: swinging “over the top.” If you’re not familiar, this is when your club

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Colorado springs neighborhood spotlight: Cimmaron Hills garage nights

It was late, the kind of late where you wonder if people are at the bar because they’re still trying

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 dumb government proposals to handle the growing traffic and construction issues in Colorado Springs

1. “Mountain Goat Rideshare Program” To reduce car traffic, the city proposes training mountain goats to carry commuters along scenic

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs

Here are 10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs, spanning all kinds of sports and

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Travel and Places
February 16, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to buy an affordable house in Colorado Springs

“I found a house I can afford just outside Colorado Springs…It’s in Gunnison.”

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