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June 9, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Can’t take this quarantine lockdown anymore! I’m DONE!

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Politics and Government
June 9, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Not feeling so well

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Money and Finance
May 17, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Dreaming the Highly Unlikely Dream

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Health
May 17, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Not licensed to perform major surgery

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Health
May 10, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Come and visit me after the quarantine

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Food and Restaurants
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Cookiestare

Those cookies you bought the other day are sitting in a bowl on top of the counter next to the

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Health
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Exerpromise

Each week you say you will begin exercising next week. You even check out exercise routines and weightlifting programs on

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Food and Restaurants
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Curryguess

The recipe said to add two teaspoons of curry powder. Rather than reach behind you and open the drawer to

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Tech and Science
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Tabhurry

Most modern computer tablets start up in seconds. This is still not fast enough for you. Tabhurry is the anxiety

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Home and Garden
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Fangunk

Fangunk is the fuzzy dust and debris that lines the screen on the outside of your room or table fan.

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Health
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Cleanbotfinal

Bottled water is outrageously expensive. You have been refilling the same bottle over and over to avoid this cost. Unfortunately,

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Animals
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Lionvenge

Lionvenge is when big game animals turn the tables on illegal poachers. Instead of killing the hunters, the animals parade

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Health
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Vitalizing

There are certain important things we each need on our person at all times. Vitalizing is a list you say

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Health
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Postbrushgret

You brush your teeth, enjoying the clean, fresh feeling. Unfortunately, you eat a meal or have a beverage shortly after

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Politics and Government
May 8, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Trumpory

Trumpory is when someone insults and degrades another person, and then when they are called out on it, claim to

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