Joe – By request only
This is an album I recorded back in my Gospel Hootenanny days. So what is Gospel Hootenanny? Well, just tap
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
This is your captain speaking. I’m a little hungover.
I heard this on a recent trip mid-flight: “This is your captain speaking. Actually, I’m still at home with a
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Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage friends
Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage
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Chloe dumped me because we were opposites
Chloe dumped me because we were opposites. She was organized and I thought ‘cleaning up my act’ just meant deleting
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That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80 for the first time
That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80
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From the pits of despair
So there I was, a freelance deliveryman navigating the hilly labyrinth of a college town, where every road looks like
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Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue” phase.
Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue”
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How my apartment’s management turned daily chaos into a blockbuster experience
At one point in Southern California I lived in an apartment complex that was always an adventure, somewhere between “Survivor”
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Dive into faith: Introducing Rapid Baptism River Adventures
Business idea: Rapid Baptism River Adventures. It’s a typical river raft ride but halfway, in a calm part of the
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Sparta spanks Athens, the Double Helix is announced, and Henry VIII introduces a new wife-swapping service
Here are some notable historical events that happened on April 25: Wow! Those are some amazing events! You probably think
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A dog reflects back on his life
A dog reflects back on his life.
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Go ahead without me, guys, I’ll catch up with you
In the sweltering heat of ancient Egypt, where pyramids were the hottest real estate and the Nile wasn’t just a
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Proud to be a lovely ape
Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong
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Pluto’s Broken Heart: A Celestial Body’s Response to Demotion
Once upon a time, in the cold, distant reaches of our solar system, floated a proud little planet named Pluto.
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The Supreme Court’s New Late-Night Legal Advice Hotline
In the continuing commercialization of The Supreme Court, the Court has launched its very own legal advice hotline. For the
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