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July 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 exciting new alternatives to “Love Island”

1. “Love State Fair”: Funnel cakes, Ferris wheels, and livestock competitions – where love is deep-fried and served on a

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Sports
July 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Drama on my flight to Paris

07-19-24. OK, I’m on the plane heading for the Paris games. Already there is a drama. Just after takeoff, a

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Sports
July 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Leaving tonight for Paris

07-18-24. I leave tonight for the Paris games (Fri, Jul 26, 2024 – Sun, Aug 11, 2024) as the first

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Travel and Places
July 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Facing your fear at Kjeragbolten

I find it hard to believe no one has fallen to their death here. You’ve probably seen images of people

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TV
July 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Love Island in Wisconsin

I have a Hollywood meeting tomorrow to pitch my TV show proposal — the hook is “It’s Love Island in

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Sports
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Great news! I was just named an alternate for the US Bowling Team at the Paris Olympics!

Crazy and exciting! Just got off the phone with Lane Striker, coach of the the US Bowling Team for the

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Life moves too fast for this old Scot

Old Scot in the village pub thinks life is moving too fast: “Och, aye, it’s a sad state we’re in,

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Outdoor Sports
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and catches 20-inch bass

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing

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TV
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Forget about Iron Man

Hey kid, forget about Iron Man. Let me spin you a yarn about a relic from the disco days, a

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Military
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The devil went down to Fort Sumter

The Civil War’s opening salvo wasn’t a barrage of cannon fire but a masterful duel of fiddle prowess. Before the

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Sports
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Foiled at the National Fencing Championships

The US Fencing National Championships wrapped up today in Columbus. I learned you don’t call it a sword. There are

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Holidays
July 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day celebration

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day

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Cars and Traffic
July 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car

That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car.

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Holidays
July 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Dear Britain: Have fun at work tomorrow!

As the calendar turns to July 4th, a distinctive cheer echoes from sea to shining sea in the United States.

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