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Health
February 10, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Celebrating the Active Lifestyle

Why do marathons always have junk food at the end of the race? “Sign up for the Healthy Health Heads

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Politics and Government
February 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Border Control Checkpoints at the Local Mall

They can’t even get border control right. Did you know we have more than 70 interior border control checkpoints, located

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Food and Restaurants
February 8, 2016 Joe Ditzel

6 Year Old Happy Meal

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Sports
February 6, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Super Bowl

The very first Super Bowl was played in 1967. Two TV networks broadcast the game. NBC and CBS. It was a custom at the time that video tape was wiped clean for reuse, so the game was wiped away, never to be seen again. That’s something the Browns wish they could do with their drafting of Johnny Manziel.

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Music
February 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Do You Remember? The Passing of Maurice White

One of the best aspects of coming of age in the 70s was there weren’t cameras everywhere to record various petty crimes.

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Sports
February 4, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Carolina Panthers

The Carolina Panthers were formed in 1993. A lot was happening that year. Micheal Jordan retired in 1993 to play minor league baseball. He returned to basketball in 17 months. Reminds me of my retirement from eating doughuts — that lasted 30 days.

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Politics and Government
February 2, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Government Workers Say They Will Quit If Trump Elected

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Food and Restaurants
February 2, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Chef Makes Cheese Out of Wife’s Breast Milk

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Politics and Government
February 2, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Trump Says He Would Date His Daughter

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Health
February 1, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Doctor Leaves Towel in Patient During Surgery

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Sports
February 1, 2016 Joe Ditzel

The Super Bowl Super Ball Incident

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Social Media
January 31, 2016 Joe Ditzel

I Will Never Do Pilates Again!

One of the odd things about social media is when people post a single thought with no context or explanation.

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Tech and Science
January 31, 2016 Joe Ditzel

I React To Fine Brothers Reaction Video Controversy

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Sports
January 30, 2016 Joe Ditzel

The Super Bowl Was Called Something Else?

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Food and Restaurants
January 29, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Why McDonald’s sold Mozzarella sticks with no cheese

Chill, bro. People are mad ! They went to McDonald’s and ordered Mozzarella sticks and there wasn’t any Mozzarella in

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