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October 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

11 Ways To Eat Healthy On a Budget

You are broke. Maybe you are in college, building a startup tech firm or just down on your luck. Whatever.

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rise and Shine – Alaska

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Food and Restaurants
October 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Drunk College Kid Demands Mac and Cheese – Gets Expelled

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Tech and Science
October 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

New Uber Division Targets Hipsters

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Work and Careers
October 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways to Thank Your Team For Giving Their All

You are the leader. But you are nothing without your team. How do you thank them when they do exceptional

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Entertainment
October 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

MPAA Creates Film Rating System For Saturday Night Viewing

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Sports
October 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things You Should Never Say To An NHL Coach Who Wants You To Play Goalie After The Starter Gets Injured

He’s desperate. The starting goalie is now badly injured, and there is no backup. He points at you in the

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Tech and Science
October 6, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Alonzo Cross Patents Ballpoint Pen – Dry Cleaners Rejoice

Alonzo Cross Patents Ballpoint Pen – Dry Cleaners Rejoice

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Politics and Government
October 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The Pace of Progress In Washington, DC

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Animals
October 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rise and Shine – We’ve Got Company

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Money and Finance
October 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Crimany, no more free stock tips, folks – this ain’t a charity!

“No more free stock tips, folks – this ain’t a charity!”

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Update
September 30, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Update – 09-29-15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtuNJSw9yo&feature=youtu.be

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Relationships and Dating
September 28, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Area Man Searches Phone For Potential Date He Does Not Want To Strangle

Tyson searched his phone for a date for Saturday night. His friend from an old job was in town with

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Health
September 28, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Secret Yoga Poses to Blow the Minds Of those Yoga Snobs at the Gym

You know the types. Always coming in to the yoga studio at the gym with some new fangled pose they

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Sports
September 27, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Jets Fan Loses Mind Over Loss To Eagles 24-14

Jib is a lifelong Jets fan. He watched dumbfounded as they lost today to the Eagles 24-14. “The gol-dang Eagles!

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