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June 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Remember that time Sweden and the US teamed up to fight a war?

Fun fact: Remember that time Sweden and the US teamed up to fight a war? Me neither, but in the

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Sports
June 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you spend the entire round in sand traps and mud bogs

That feeling when you spend the entire golf round in sand traps and mud bogs.

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Aging
June 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Aging is getting excited when your Fitbit shoots off little fireworks when you hit your 10,000 step goal

Aging is getting excited when your Fitbit shoots off little fireworks when you hit your 10,000 step goal. fitbit #fitness

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Travel and Places
May 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hey kid, have you ever flown in a plane full of bullet holes?

Hey kid, let me tell you about People Express, a spunky little discount airline back in the 1980s. It was

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Travel and Places
May 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Only in Wisconsin – hot dog boat spotted on Lake Pepin

Only in Wisconsin – Guy driving a “hot dog in a bun” on Lake Pepin, WI. Summer 2024. #wisconsin #hotdog

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Music
May 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That time Shaun Cassidy guest performed on “KISS Alive!”

Shaun Cassidy guest performs with KISS at Cobo Hall/ Detroit in 1975 during recording of “KISS Alive!” after “The Partridge

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Sports
May 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Pickleball ball hog

Having a ball hog on your pickleball team is like watching your Uncle DanceDance at your cousin’s wedding reception taking

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School and Education
May 26, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The $7.7 billion second round of Biden student loans forgiveness is so good

Man, this $7.7 billion second round of Biden student loans forgiveness is so good, I’M getting money back and I

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Sports
May 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling of relief when you’ve given up on your team for the season and can relax

That feeling of relief when you’ve given up on your team for the season and can relax

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Sports
May 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Scottie Scheffler Arrested at Valhalla Club After Using Rolls Royce as Golf Cart

(LOUISVILLE, KY – 05-17-24) — The serene greens of the Valhalla Golf Club turned into a chaotic spectacle yesterday as

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Travel and Places
May 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Great Tractor Race Across Iowa

Iowa in the summer. The air is filled with the scent of fresh corn, the chirping of crickets, and the

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Animals
May 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Chinese zoo faces criticism after dyeing Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Chinese zoo faces criticism after dyeing Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas.

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Work and Careers
May 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Elevator ninja

Invasive Thoughts: Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you pressed all the buttons on an elevator and then ninja-rolled

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Arts
May 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Meowing like a cat

Invasive Thoughts: In the quiet of a library, sometimes I wonder what would happen if I just started meowing loudly

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History
May 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Kickin’ ass and writing poetry

Fun fact: the oldest author in human history is a woman named Enheduanna, a writer, priestess and poet in the

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