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July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

You Can Never Have Enough Obscure Tools in the Garage

Stan has a lot of tools. Tons of tools. Tools you’ve never seen before. “What’s this one?” I asked, holding

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Tech and Science
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Man Disappointed With Results of Googling Himself

Justin sat back in his chair with a disappointed look on his face. He had just Googled himself and was

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Music
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Thousands Throw Hands In The Air Like They Don’t Care At All

I was at an electronic dance music (EDM) concert in Chicago, and internationally-renowned DJ Testes stood on his DJ booth

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Travel and Places
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Which Columbus Ohio Neighborhood Fits You Best?

Columbus was recently rated Number 1 in the country for opportunity according to Forbes magazine. The city is attracting young

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Travel and Places
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Amazing New England Art Colonies You Must Visit This Summer

New England is chock-full of interesting artists and art colonies. This summer, make sure you make time to visit these

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Travel and Places
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Stunning Sites in California That Will Make You Say, “Cool!”

California is full of amazing sites. Here are seven of the best. Hall of Pepper Located in a giant pepper

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Entertainment
July 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

These Hollywood Stars Are Much Older Than Anyone Thought

Age is a precarious thing in Hollywood. You get to a certain age, and roles start to dry up. These

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Sports
July 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things to Do in St. Andrews While In Town For The Open Championship

The Old Course isn’t the only thing to do in St. Andrews. Take in these attractions while you are in

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Sports
July 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

More of Golf’s Most Absurd Rules – St. Andrew’s Edition

Watching the final round of The Open Championship 2015 today, I’m amazed at all the absurd rules of golf in

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Sports
July 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Why Hockey Players are Usually Good at Golf

Hockey players are natural golfers, much more than baseball, basketball and football players. Why? 1. Many grow up in Canada

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Travel and Places
July 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

27 Blurry Out-of-Focus Pictures of Downtown Columbus At Night

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Travel and Places
July 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Uber Introduces Hoopd Service

Uber continues to innovate, finding new ways to better serve their customers. There is Uber, Uber Black, UberX and now

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Retail and Shopping
July 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Strangest Items For Sale On Amazon Prime Day 2015

Amazon said the deals on Prime Day would rival Black Friday. Some people were underwhelmed with the deals offered. Either

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Entertainment
July 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Petty Squabbles Threaten Popular Jump Rope Act

The Swanson sisters of White Plains continued to argue about who will count and who will work the rope.

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Sports
July 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Waiting Patiently On The Mountain

The Cirinak sisters waited patiently on the mountain for Father to whittle the ski poles he forgot to make.

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