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Space and Exploration
April 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What I hear when Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how rockets take off

At the heart of this celestial ballet is the ‘Principle of Compulsive Dynamic Discombobulation.’ First, we must understand that rockets

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The Occult
April 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When Bey lifted me in the air with her devil ring

I keep seeing posts claiming Beyonce is Queen of the Illuminati and regularly wears a Baphomet ring. All I know

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Politics and Government
March 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Biden administration to fight raging inflation by starting Christmas music in April to “boost morale.”

In a surprising move aimed at lifting spirits and tackling inflation, the Biden administration has announced an unconventional strategy: starting

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Travel and Places
March 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed in a train accident

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed

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Cars and Traffic
March 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Hay Bale Balladeers – Two Spaces Big Truck

Don’t you hate them gol darn big pickup trucks that take up two or more spaces in the parking lot?

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Travel and Places
March 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Netherlands battles senior loneliness with unique checkout lane solution

In the Netherlands, they’ve come up with a unique solution at the grocery store to battle loneliness among senior citizens.

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Travel and Places
March 24, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I can give you a good deal on the balcony

An Italian town is having problems selling homes for only 1 Euro. They’ve asked residents who may have abandoned homes

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Politics and Government
March 24, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What if Trump runs to Canada?

Build the wall. #trump #buildthewall #trump #trump2024 #biden #humor #comedy #cartoon #politics

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Relationships and Dating
March 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When an ex keeps coming back

When an ex relationship keeps coming back from the dead.

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Travel and Places
March 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Flyover states: Des Moines doesn’t have an airport

Why are they called “fly over” states? Because there are so few airports. Des Moines? No airport. You parachute into

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Relationships and Dating
March 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When you are new at relationships

When you are new at relationships.

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Sports
March 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When you are about to break 80 for the first time and self-doubt creeps in

When you are about to break 80 on the golf course for the first time and self-doubt creeps in.

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Holidays
March 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 amazing facts about the history of St. Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day, that dizzy, stumbling, magical time of year when rivers run green, beer flows like water, and everyone

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Travel and Places
March 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Pelican Bobbling Races in Sarasota, Florida

Two women struggle to hold on to their pelicans in the annual Pelican Bobbling Races in Sarasota, Florida.

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Arts
March 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 shocking banned books

Censorship is always with us as writers continue to test the boundaries of culture and morality. Here are 10 of

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