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Crime and Legal
April 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model

In a landmark decision that has legal scholars and brand managers alike perusing the Constitution for mentions of “synergy” and

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Relationships and Dating
April 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When she just wants the date to be over

When she just wants the date to be over so she can watch a movie and snuggle the dog.

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Marriage and Weddings
April 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt

Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt. #Marriage #Food

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Retail and Shopping
April 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Clearing out the front door of the grocery store

Clearing out the front door of the grocery store.

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Internet and Websites
April 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I guess they have their own building now

I guess haters have their own building now.

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Friends and Neighbors
April 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When you trust your friend way too much

When you trust your friend way too much.

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Travel and Places
April 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The mysterious floating home of San Francisco Bay

In the grand tapestry of human achievement, there are moments that make you stop, stare, and seriously question the collective

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Home and Garden
April 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When you’ve got your tool bench set up just the way you want it

When you’ve got your tool bench set up just the way you want it.

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Animals
April 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Mikey the space mouse

According to a recent conspiracy theory, a mouse is seen walking around in space on outside of the Falcon 9

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Tech and Science
April 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

3.2 million little pieces

The dude in this video apparently lost his phone at the restaurant and started yelling to everyone that he better

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Space and Exploration
April 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What I hear when Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how rockets take off

At the heart of this celestial ballet is the ‘Principle of Compulsive Dynamic Discombobulation.’ First, we must understand that rockets

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The Occult
April 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When Bey lifted me in the air with her devil ring

I keep seeing posts claiming Beyonce is Queen of the Illuminati and regularly wears a Baphomet ring. All I know

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Politics and Government
March 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Biden administration to fight raging inflation by starting Christmas music in April to “boost morale.”

In a surprising move aimed at lifting spirits and tackling inflation, the Biden administration has announced an unconventional strategy: starting

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Travel and Places
March 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed in a train accident

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed

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Cars and Traffic
March 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Hay Bale Balladeers – Two Spaces Big Truck

Don’t you hate them gol darn big pickup trucks that take up two or more spaces in the parking lot?

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