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Food and Restaurants
June 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Can you pass the marshmallow test?

These kids have some heavy decisions to make about this marshmallow.

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Food and Restaurants
June 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hey, kid, cut back on the marshmallows!

These guys love marshmallows. So much they want to make sure they get all of them, even if they have

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Food and Restaurants
June 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Salads Lose Weight By Eating Salad

I don’t know how they didn’t think of this before, but researchers have found that salads can lose weight by

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Sports
June 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

9-Year-Old Qualifies For 2015 US Open at Chambers Bay

The golfing world was stunned earlier today when Cole Hammer, a 15-year-old from Houston, Texas, became the third youngest player

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Crazy People
June 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Phones: Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone

Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone doesn’t care if you can Snapchat, Instagram or Vine all day and all night with your phone. He’ll

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SportsTravel and Places
June 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Tiger Woods Contemplates New Careers After 85 At The Memorial

Tiger Woods shot the worst round of his professional golf career over the weekend when he carded an 85 on

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Crazy People
June 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Fisherman: Invites-You-On-Every-Fishing-Trip Guy

Invites-You-On-Every-Fishing-Trip Guy can’t take no for an answer. You went on a fishing trip with him and his dad in

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Sports
June 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Tiger Woods Tries New Activities After Shooting Worst Round Of Career

After shooting a career-worst 85 on Saturday at the Memorial Tournament, Tiger Woods is rumored to be quietly reviewing other

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Crazy People
June 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Cashiers: Hungry Man Dinners and Doughnuts

“Oh, what do we have here? Hungry Man dinners? Wow, so you really like these, huh? I find they I’m

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Sports
June 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

9 Ways To Make Golf Easier Than Ever

Are you tired of how frustrating golf is? Here are 9 ways to make things much easier. Your life will

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Comedy
June 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Top Comedy Specials On Amazon Instant Video

Paste Magazine lists the 12 comedy specials on Amazon Instant Video that are extra special.

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Work and Careers
June 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Jobapprelief

Jobarpprelief describes the feeling when you find out you didn’t get a job you really didn’t want anyway. Maybe you

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Comedy
May 30, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Mila Kunis Compares Russian To Klingon

Mila Kunis didn’t even speak English when she first came to the US as a kid. Her native Russian now

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Cars and Traffic
May 29, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Road Rage Pick-Up Truck Guy Vs. Motorcyclists

You won’t believe it when you see this pick-up truck try to run some motorcycles off the road.

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Work and Careers
May 28, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Wanted: Cable Car Drivers – Must Not Be Afraid Of Heights

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