Elon Musk to Revive Rat Patrol with Cybertruck Firepower: The Future of Retro TV
In a move that has everyone from military historians to reality TV addicts scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced that
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The Definitive Review of Colorado Springs’ Ten Most Popular Breakfast Cereals
Lots of people don’t realize the amazing number of breakfast cereals that were invented in Colorado Springs. Here is a
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The Uber Ride That Made Me Quit Driving in Colorado Springs
It was a cold, foggy Tuesday night, the kind that makes the mountains disappear into the clouds. I had just
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Trump Announces Plan to Peacefully “Absorb” Canada, Starting with Hockey and Beer
In a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled
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The modern golfer — master of measurement, amateur of execution
Golf used to be a simple game: grip, swing, and pray. But not for today’s modern golfer, who rolls onto
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The Odyssey – Book 1: The muse tells a whopper
THE GODS IN COUNCIL—MINERVA’S VISIT TO ITHACA—THE CHALLENGE FROM TELEMACHUS TO THE SUITORS. Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious
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Crazy Uber stories: Alabama mattress money
You wouldn’t believe the things people tell you when you’re driving them around. It’s like the backseat of my car
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Tiffany bracelets and Laurel Canyon: First days in LA
In 1991, I rolled into LA from Ohio, piloting my trusty old Toyota Corolla to my new gig in TV
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Red lights optional: The Uber daredevil diaries
It was always interesting when I got another Uber driver as a passenger. I picked up this rider/driver in downtown
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10 reasons Trump wants to take over Greenland
A Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North
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Trump wants Greenland and Panama. Here are 10 other spots he might covet.
Atlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These
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Pituffik, Santa, and the Diesel-Powered Arctic Mystery
Since Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating
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The hockey announcer who gives too much information
“Welcome back, folks, to the Edmonton Elks versus the Saskatoon Snowstorm, where the action on the ice is as intense
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2025 Golden Globes: Hollywood’s Annual Champagne-Fueled Fever Dream
The Golden Globes. The night Hollywood pats itself on the back for its courage to pretend for a living while
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Ohio State’s incomparable football strategy: 3,325 players and counting
Ohio State’s football team has always been a powerhouse, but their latest strategy has left many shaking their head. Forget
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