The Great Baby Welcome Deception
We “welcome” babies like they’re visiting dignitaries who might leave after tea and biscuits. Chris Evans and Alba Baptista have
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How Google’s breakthrough will address the real problems that keep us up at night
After years of abstract quantum supremacy claims, Google’s recently-announced super-fast (“13,000x faster than current supercomputers!”) Quantum Echoes algorithm promises to
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5 MORE little known medical connections RFK Jr. is exposing
1. Dandruff Caused by Using Lowercase Letters RFK Jr. reveals that the scalp inflammation known as dandruff is actually triggered
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10 political news stories we are working on right now for 10-20-25
10 political news stories we are working on right now Defense Secretary’s Arctic Fitness Challenge To provide a motivating personal
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comprehensive list of things that aren’t happening but also stopped happening
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that one good thing to come from the ongoing government shutdown is “clear skies” because the
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A journey to maximum density
When I first noticed my jeans getting snug last spring, I had two choices. I could have done the sensible
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These totally legitimate media organizations were thrilled to comply with Pentagon restrictions
While established news organizations unanimously rejected Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth‘s restrictive press access rules, a handful of obscure “media outlets”
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What Airports Are Actually Showing Instead of Kristi Noem’s Shutdown Video
When major airports from New York to Portland declined to air Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s partisan video (blaming the
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The Madison Capitol Punishment: democracy in violent motion
How Wisconsin’s capital city spent thirty years proving that representative government works best with elbow pads There are two types
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10 ways China is dominating American industries
Corporate executives visiting China are shocked at how far ahead they are in robotics, EVs and futuristic electronics in a
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10 Things Trump is Going to Build Next
Trump is a construction guy at heart. First he concreted the Rose Garden. Now a Ballroom is in the works.
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The Department of Homeland Absurdity presents: “Why your stuff got trashed.”
Didn’t get your package? Some US delivery giants say they are starting to simply trash packages that don’t clear the
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The Fort Wayne Pains: A bruised and beautiful memory
Thirty years gone, but the wheels keep spinning in our hearts If you grew up in Fort Wayne between 1970
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10 little known medical connections RFK Jr. is exposing
1. Left-Handedness Caused by Clockwise Ceiling Fans After extensive research conducted primarily on his own ceiling, RFK Jr. has discovered
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Fort Wayne’s greatest gift to trouser security
In the sweltering summer of 1947, while America was busy inventing television and the transistor, Fort Wayne, Indiana was producing
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