New residents slowly realizing why Albuquerque seems empty
New residents slowly realizing why Albuquerque seems empty.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
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Gee, how did you get that lump on the top of your head?
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: 50 people injured when a Latam Airlines Boeing 787 suddenly dropped; a flight
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Bad news: a comet is heading straight for us
Bad news: The Devil’s Comet is heading straight towards us and is scheduled to arrive on April 24. Not only
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A movie’s title is crucial to its success
A movie‘s title is crucial to success. “The Shawshank Redemption” wouldn’t have been as popular if it was called, “The
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Where’s my bow?
I was in one of those war reenactments but not the Civil War. It was The Battle of Thermopylae. I
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Getting a tongue lashing
I used to be in an extremely evangelical church. I liked speaking in tongues, but Siri and Alexa formed a
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Head full of dreams
When I die I am going to be preserved in a cryogenic chamber, but only my head. So I can
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And add a lot of pepper
I got one of those pre-prepared meal kits they send you — this one is from Ohio. The main course
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I don’t care about what farmers want, I want my food
The worst part of the Daylight Savings Time charade is having to explain to the dog why his dinner is
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Naked and afraid
I stood naked on stage yesterday afternoon at the Oscars rehearsal as the crew checked the lights and cameras for
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The Moonlighting Astronaut: A Gravity-Defying Claim
Every day there is some new scam where someone is trying to sue or get worker’s compensation money because they
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The life expectancy of ancient Egyptians
Me: “Did you know in ancient Egypt, the average life expectancy for males was 23-25 years and for females was
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Watts up, San Diego? The unwitting philanthropist
In the sun-drenched, avocado-toast-loving city of San Diego, a tale unfolds that’s so absurd, it could only be true in
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Photo Op: Kate Winslet and Ricky Gervais work on the new Golden Globes theme song, “Velvet Ropes and Vodka Shots.”
Kate Winslet and Ricky Gervais work on the new Golden Globes theme song, “Velvet Ropes and Vodka Shots.”
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