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Animals
November 11, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Snapping Turtle Told To Slow Down And Smell The Flowers

Snappy Shellston, a local snapping turtle, has been advised by his therapist to slow down and smell the flowers. “Mr.

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Relationships and Dating
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Guy buys 99 iPhones for a wacky marriage proposal idea and she said…

A Chinese programmer had a crazy idea of forming 99 iPhones into a heart for a marriage proposal. Too bad

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Cars and Traffic
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Lady pays stranger to park her BMW after hilarious failed attempts

It just can’t be that hard folks! Pulling out was better, right? Uh, no.

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Tech and Science
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

First Known Photograph of a Human

This is the earliest known photo of a human ever taken. It’s the fellow getting his shoes shined in the

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Music
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Subway Wi-fi orchestra

This subway Wi-fi orchestra is amazing.

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Animals
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Crazy dog slides down snow like an otter

This dog sliding down the snow like an otter will crack you up.

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City Life
November 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

A Street Vendor With the Most Random Stuff

Some street vendors have the most random stuff. This guy spread a towel on the sidewalk; on it he was

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Optimism
November 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Optimism – An Essay by Hellen Keller Quote

Most people measure their happiness in terms of physical pleasure and material possession. Could they win some visible goal which

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TV
November 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

How The Andy Griffith Fishing Hole Looks Today

Remember when Andy and Opie walk to the fishing hole in the opening of “Mayberry?” This is how it looks

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Tech and Science
November 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

The Most Dangerous Selfies Ever

Take a look at these crazy shots — the most dangerous selfies ever made.

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Animals
November 5, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dozer is scared of his farts

Dozer is a boxer that seems a little freaked out by his farts. His owner makes it worse by making

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Sketch Comedy
November 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

UCB Opens Second Theater On Sunset Blvd. in LA

UCB is on fire. Easily the hottest improv/sketch training and performance space in LA, they’ve expanded to a second theater

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Cars and Traffic
November 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

NO WAY you are taking my car!

This guy drives his car backwards off a tow truck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iv8IRH3txE

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Money and Finance
November 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dubious Lottery Winners Say, “I’m Just Lucky!”

CBS2-TV Los Angeles busts Lottery ticket sellers who have won 75 percent or more of certain games from their own

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Animals
November 2, 2014 Joe Ditzel

This cat has tremendous powers of focus

Cats can focus well, but this kitty takes the cake.

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