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Motivational
October 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Motivational Quote — Wake Up

“You know the old motivational quote?” “Which one?” “Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.” “Hey, if I

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TV
October 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

CNN is Starting To Take Viewers From MSNBC

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Sports
October 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dallas Beats Seattle in Their Own House – 2014

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Money and Finance
October 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Massive Bank Data Breaches

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Comedy
October 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Congrats to Kabir Singh — Winner – 2014 San Francisco Comedy Competition

Congrats to Kabir Singh, winner of the 2014 San Francisco Comedy Competition. Here are the results as announced on their

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Vacation
October 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Green Thunder Water Slide

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TV
October 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Duck Dynasty Faked

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Work and Careers
October 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Is Karma The New Bitcoin For Women?

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People
October 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Or Maybe A Full Transplant Is Recommended

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Sports
October 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

St. Louis Cardinals Have Clatyon Kershaw Under a Magic Spell

The Cardinals seem to have a spell on the Clayton Kershaw of the Dodgers as they win the 2014 NLDS

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Aging
October 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Americans Living Longer

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Sports
October 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Richard Sherman Trash-Talking

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Tech and Science
October 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

One in Three Manual Jobs Replaced By Robots by 2025

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Education
October 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Common Core Math Makes My Head Hurt

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Music
October 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Mariah Carey Losing Her Voice in Japan

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