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Stand-up
July 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

David Steinberg Interviews Jerry Seinfeld

Will Jerry Seinfeld ever come back to TV? Find out in his interview with David Steinberg for the LA Times.

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Comedy Writing
July 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Jerry Seinfeld Interview: How to Write a Joke | The New York Times

The comedian describes the anatomy of his Pop-Tart joke, still a work in progress, and shows his longhand writing process.

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Travel and Places
July 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

9 Signs You’ve Lived In San Francisco Too Long

Have you lived in San Francisco too long? You were only going to live there long enough to finish grad school. Then you got a job In your field near your apartment. Now you love the city and can’t imagine leaving. But has it been too long?

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Sports
July 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Babe Ruth Give Props To Jerek Deter

The Babe gives props to Derek Jeter as he nears the end of his stellar career.

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Travel and Places
July 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

9 San Francisco Fun Facts: Cab Drivers and Drunk Tourists

Sally and I started doing stand-up comedy together back in the day in San Francisco. I asked her to share some facts about the city—rare and interesting stuff for my readers. As a native, I knew she could help me out.

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Food and Restaurants
July 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Why Is Service At Your Favorite Restaurant So Darn Slow?

Many people are marking down “slow service” in online reviews for restaurants. One long-established eatery in New York decided to

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Sports
July 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Stanley Cup For Dogs

Anze Kopitar of the Los Angeles Kings likes to enjoy snacks out of the Stanley Cup. His dog has his

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Sports
July 12, 2014 Joe Ditzel

LeBron Returns To Cleveland – Fan Reaction

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ComedySketch Comedy
July 11, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Security Questions: a SKETCH from UCB Comedy

Setting up security questions proves to be too difficult for this guy. Originally performed live at the Upright Citizens Brigade

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Food and Restaurants
July 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

The $300,000 Pizza

According to press reports, a British student was recently charged $300,000 for a Domino’s pizza he thought was going to

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Music
July 10, 2014 Joe Ditzel

AK-47 Guitar

Pro woodworker, builder and “maker” Jimmy Diresta made an AK-47 guitar for Wyclef Jean. But, er, why? I spoke with

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Cars and Traffic
July 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

New Pallet-Riding Commuter Option in Los Angeles

[powerpress] The City of Los Angeles recently approved the adoption of pallet-riding on commuter rail lines. A recent successful test

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Education
July 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Joe Rowley Teaches Math – Groundlings Writing Lab

Joe Rowley channels your high school math teacher in this funny video from the Groundlings Writing Lab in Los Angeles.

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Watch Your Stuff On the Beach – It Might Get Ripped Off

This guy came back to his family’s stuff on New Smyrna Beach in Florida only to find two ladies trying

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ComedyComedy Writing
July 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong: Comedy Writing Masterclass

The minds behind Peep Show and Fresh Meat pick apart their creative process and give their top tips on writing

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