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Stand-up
July 2, 2014 Joe Ditzel

That Comedy Thing

Where are you going with that comedy thing?

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Health
July 1, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Am I Going To Die?

Canker sores are a family tradition. It feels like little gremlins are sticking sharp sticks in the most inconvenient crevices

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TV
June 30, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dr. Oz and the Smelly Belly Button

I was in Manhattan for some comedy meetings and goings-on. Karen called. Her friend had bailed and she wanted me

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Music
June 30, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People at the Concert: Ms. I-Have-To-Tweet-A-Picture-Of-The-Band-Every-Two-Minutes

This gal is great because she loves music. She knows every song and every album her favorite artists ever produced.

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TV
June 27, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Leave “The View”

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Food and Restaurants
June 27, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Raw Food Diet Out of Control

This raw food diet is out of control!

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TV
June 26, 2014 Joe Ditzel

My Failed Audition for VH1’s “Dating Naked”

VH1’s new “Dating Naked” show should prove to hit new lows in TV reality show creepiness, and I wanted to

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TV
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People Called To “Come on Down” on the Price is Right

People have a wide variety of styles when they find out the have been asked to “come on down” on the Price is Right.

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Show Business
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

RIP Eli Wallach – June 24, 2014

RIP Eli Wallach – June 24, 2014

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Show Business
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things I Want To Say In A Movie

Here is my movie and TV phrase bucket list. These are the phrases I want to say in TV shows

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Health
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Soft Bristle Toothbrush

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Music
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Aerosmith Rejected Band Names

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Animals
June 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

A Skydiving Elephant Will Make You Feel a lot Better

Down in the dumps? These skydiving elephants are just what you need.

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Food and Restaurants
June 24, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Downtown Food Festival

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Show Business
June 24, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Hollywood Dinner Party

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