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Animals
December 23, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Be Careful When You Try To Hug This Baby Elephant

You might get squashed.

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TV
December 22, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Early Steve Carell TV Appearance With Dana Carvey

I haven’t seen Anchorman 2 yet, but the early reviews are good. Steve Carell fans will get a kick out

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Advertising
December 22, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Chuck Norris Epic Split Holiday Version Of Van Damme’s Commercial

Remember when Jean Claude Van Damme came out with the great leg split ad. Here is the Chuck Norris response.

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Sports
December 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Dance Wars: Piston Fan Takes On Celtics Fan

Who wins the NBA fan dance wars?

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Sports
December 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

I Hope That Steeler Player Loses His House

This seven year old is so mad he wrote a letter to get out his frustrations.

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Sports
December 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tight Targets At The Driving Range In Tuscany

Now those are some tight targets.

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Sports
December 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Wizards Coach Randy Wittman Feels The Pain

A photog caught him at the exact moment a loose ball made contact with his noggin. Ouch. (Photo by Jim

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Animals
December 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Is Your Cat Ready To Be Wrapped Up For The Holidays?

If so, here is how to wrap your cat. This particular fellow is the most calm cat I’ve ever seen

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Sports
December 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

The True Story Of Georgia Football Fans

This video gives a true look at longtime Georgia Football fans who have supported the team their entire lives.

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Sports
December 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Would You Drink Out Of A Fishhead?

Is this a Boston thing? These Patriot fans use a fishhead to shoot some tequila. Holy moly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DDvWHEMvLU

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Animals
December 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Fresh and Clean: This Piglet Gets Distracted With Food So They Can Give Him a Bath

Nothing like some food to keep a micro-pig occupied.

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Weird World
December 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Weird World: Guy’s Hand Attached To His Ankle To Keep It Alive

This fellow’s hand was temporarily attached to his ankle to keep it alive before it could be moved back to

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TV
December 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Can Survivor Get Some New Challenges?

Can Survivor get some new challenges? They are either solving puzzles with wooden blocks or going through some kind of

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Food and Restaurants
December 15, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Conan Wants Some Free Guinness

Back in the day I visited the Samuel Adams factory in Boston. The only problem with that is I missed

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Sports
December 11, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Hockey History: Real Men Didn’t Wear Goalie Masks

We moved to Canada in 1968. It was the end of an era when hockey goalies didn’t wear masks. Invented

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